Here's a slightly less Gollum-y looking Lindsay Lohan on the set of Machete in Texas yesterday, and I don't know what I'm more surprised by: That Lindsay actually found work, or that she's wearing a nude bra which means she won't go topless on camera. Seriously,
how she's not doing porn by now defies all logic and reason, so you'd think Lindsay would be open to pretty much anything to act in a studio film. Unless, of course, she agreed to have a threesome with Robert Rodriguez and Rose McGowan which, now that I think about it, was probably the case. Forget I said anything.
Katie Price has claimed Peter Andre is "publicly battering" her to sell records.
The British glamour model is convinced her estranged husband has only branded her "disgusting" and "out of control" to promote his comeback album 'The New Beginning'.
The 31-year-old star - also known as Jordan - told a friend: "I would never slate the father of my children like he has done to me in the last few weeks. How dare he call me disgusting?
Why should I be the pawn in his desperate publicity drive for his music? As for what Pete has said about me recently - well, this is like wife beating.
"Why should I be the pawn in his desperate publicity drive for his music? As for what Pete has said about me recently - well, this is like wife beating."
Despite claiming he would never comment about their split, 36-year-old Peter has given a series of intimate interviews in recent weeks, blasting Katie's partying and new relationship with cage fighter Alex Reid.
An insider told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "Kate is fuming about everything Pete has said about her recently. It has been getting nastier and nastier between them for weeks and although Kate is guilty too, she is now hoping that Pete will respect her and say enough is enough."
"Right now Kate feels like Pete is using their divorce to shift albums."
This unmarked grave is believed to be the final resting place of Michael Jackson.
The star has been buried at the sprawling Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Hollywood Hills, beneath a mature pine tree and close to his grandmother, Martha Bridges, who died in 1990.
Staff at the Los Angeles cemetery have been told several possible locations to ensure the grave does not become a shrine for grieving fans, so the grave-digging may be a decoy.
And there was still doubt last night over whether Jackson had actually been buried. His death certificate says his remains are at the cemetery in the Hollywood Hills, but describes the location as 'temporary'.
And Jackson's father Joe insisted the family were still undecided over where he should lie.
Joe, 80, wants to build a memorial to the singer in Las Vegas in the style of the star's Neverland ranch. He said: 'I think Vegas would be great. The fans would come.'
Meanwhile Jackson's death has generated almost £50 million in marketing, merchandising and film deals.
The administrators of his estate say interest in the singer's career has soared above expectation.
The biggest deal so far has been the $60 million agreement with sony Pictures to produce a film based on the footage for what was supposed to be the 50-show run of his "This is it" concert at London's 02 arena. The administrators - lawyer John Branca and music executive John McClain - have also signed a $15 million merchandise agreement with Bravado International Group, a division of Universal Music Group.
They have a further $5 million deal with various companies to produce calendars, coins and school supplies and have recouped a similar sum being held by a financial adviser and other parties before Jackson's death on 25 June.
Two planned book deals could earn millions more. The estate is trying to rush out the merchandise to head off a flood of counterfeit memorabilia that is already entering the marketplace, including a shipment of Michael Jackson keyrings from Turkey.
The estate is valued at hundreds of millions of dollars but the singer left debts of about $435 million. Mr Branca said some of the funds raised so far will help clear those obligations.
A poll to mark the 40th anniversary of Woodstock has named Michael Jackson as the most popular performer for Americans in their teens and twenties.
But the overall winners were the Beatles, ahead of acts including Elvis Presley and the Rolling stones. They were in the top four of every age group, and most popular in the 50 to 64 range.
The stones and Coldplay made the top 20, but Led Zeppelin and the Who missed out.
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Just ten weeks ago she gave birth to her second child.
But Tess Daly has wasted no time slipping back into a bikini to show off her admirably toned body.
The Strictly Come Dancing presenter joined husband Vernon Kay for a water fight as the weather warmed up at the weekend.
Vernon quickly posted pictures of the event on his Twitter page - no doubt keen to show off his slender wife.
He wrote: 'The water fight got messy! Tears and red marks...Think I threw them a little hard! I'm drenched.
'It ended up being every man/woman for his/her self! I gave in and let the girls win.'
Presenter Vern's pride was certainly justified. Tess's slim and unlined stomach shows no evidence of her recent pregnancy.
She gave birth to 7lb 15oz Amber Isabella on May 29, a sister for Phoebe Elizabeth, now four.
The 38-year-old said she had developed a sweet tooth during her pregnancy, and expected her baby weight to be harder to lose this time.
But with the new series of Strictly starting next month she must have been keen to regain her waistline.
Just two weeks after Amber was born, Tess wrote in a newspaper column how her ‘wardrobe options are expanding as I’m starting to fit into some of my pre-pregnancy clothes’.
But if the evidence of these photos is any indication perhaps it wasn't as hard as she expected.
A star-studded tribute concert honouring late superstar Michael Jackson has been thrown into jeopardy after representatives for Whitney Houston and Madonna denied the singers have signed up to headline the show.
Plans to honour the late King Of Pop with a gig in Vienna, Austria next month were confirmed by Jermaine Jackson earlier this week. Jackson is co-ordinating the event with talk show host Larry King's wife Shawn.
Usher, Lionel Richie and Whitney Houston were all confirmed as performers at the memorial show, in the grounds of the city's former imperial Schoenbrunn Palace, by Shawn King's spokesman Howard Rubenstein.
Producer Georg Kindel from World Awards Media, the company behind the event, also hinted that Queen Of Pop Madonna was set to pay tribute to her friend Jackson.
But spokespersons for Houston and the Holiday hitmaker have hit back at reports of the stars' participation in the extravaganza, according to New York gossip column PageSix.
Madonna's rep Liz Rosenberg says, "It's not true. She's still on tour," while Houston's spokeswoman Jill Fritzo adds, "(No). Not that I am aware of."
The concert will be broadcast live on TV and over 85,000 fans will be given the chance to attend. Ticket sales for The Tribute go on sale on 20 August.
Plans to honour the late King Of Pop with a gig in Vienna, Austria next month were confirmed by Jermaine Jackson earlier this week. Jackson is co-ordinating the event with talk show host Larry King's wife Shawn.
Usher, Lionel Richie and Whitney Houston were all confirmed as performers at the memorial show, in the grounds of the city's former imperial Schoenbrunn Palace, by Shawn King's spokesman Howard Rubenstein.
Producer Georg Kindel from World Awards Media, the company behind the event, also hinted that Queen Of Pop Madonna was set to pay tribute to her friend Jackson.
But spokespersons for Houston and the Holiday hitmaker have hit back at reports of the stars' participation in the extravaganza, according to New York gossip column PageSix.
Madonna's rep Liz Rosenberg says, "It's not true. She's still on tour," while Houston's spokeswoman Jill Fritzo adds, "(No). Not that I am aware of."
The concert will be broadcast live on TV and over 85,000 fans will be given the chance to attend. Ticket sales for The Tribute go on sale on 20 August.
Amy Winehouse is finally being allowed into the US.
The 'Rehab' singer - who had been banned from entering the country two years ago after being arrested for possession of cannabis and was also denied a work visa months later after being accused of assaulting a fan - is keen to tour America now authorities have relented on their previous decisions.
There is nothing to stop her getting a visa to travel to America. 'Back to Black' was the second biggest-selling album in the world last year and she never had the chance to tour there, so it's on the cards.
A source said: "Amy loves the idea of jetting off to America. She really wants to go to the States and play some shows.
"She knows she has a huge fan base there and would love to boost her profile further and give something back to all the people who buy her records."
Last month, Amy - who won five Grammy Awards in 2008 but had to accept her prizes and perform via video link in the UK because she was refused entry by US authorities - was cleared of the assault which stopped her from getting a work visa two years.
Her spokesperson said: "There is nothing to stop her getting a visa to travel to America. 'Back to Black' was the second biggest-selling album in the world last year and she never had the chance to tour there, so it's on the cards."
The 25-year-old singer recently returned to the UK after an extended break in St. Lucia, where she had been working on her third album away from the distractions of the London party scene.
Katie Price's cage fighter boyfriend has banned her from looking at pictures of her husband.ÂAlex Reid reportedly told the glamour model in a blazing argument she is obsessed with estranged husband Peter Andre, and told her to "forget him."ÂA friend said Alex snapped at Katie: "He's the father of your children, and nothing else."Although the new couple seemed happy on a three day break to Spain earlier this week, friends say they have had a string of arguments since their return.A friend told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "Alex has banned any picture of Pete going anywhere near Katie."He told her he needs to be sure she is over Pete if the relationship is going to work."They have shouted about it as she isn't used to anyone telling her what to do."Other sources say Katie, 31, has never been interested in a long-term relationship with Alex, 34, and the couple's arguments will lead to the end of their brief relationship. forget him. A friend said Alex snapped at Katie: He's the father of your children, and nothing else.One close friend said: "This has always been about companionship for her, not a serious relationship. But it quickly escalated. She is worried Alex has started to get stars - and pound signs - in his eyes."The friend added to Britain's News Of The World newspaper: "Jordan feels Alex has pretty much served his purpose and she is worried people are starting to think they are a long-term prospect."It has also been reported Katie has banned her ITV2 TV crew from filming Alex, as she doesn't want him to appear prominently in her forthcoming reality TV show.Here is the beginning of my post. And here is the rest of it.
