Lindsay Lohan to Experience Labor Pains

Because Lindsay Lohan hasn't had a penis inside of her for months, we can rule out the possibility that she's pregnant.

But the actress will star in the 2009 comedy, Labor Pains, which is focused on a woman that pretends to be knocked up in order to avoid being fired.

Here's that film's official poster:

As long as she continues to have sex with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan needn't worry about a real-life pregnancy.

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Strike a pose: Madonna puts on a jaw-dropping show as A-list friends cheer her on at Wembley

Madonna stayed for just an hour at husband Guy's 40th birthday yesterday night and here's why - she needed all her energy for tonight's incredible performance at Wembley Stadium.

The 50-year-old queen of pop showed off her honed and muscular body as she cavorted around the stage in a white silk top hat, high cut leotard, fishnets and leather stiletto boots.

Her energetic routine would have put to shame artists half her age, and proved those hours in her private gym have paid off.

The mother-of-three is touring the world with her Sticky and Sweet tour which is flying to 37 venues for the roadshow in just under four months, transporting a team of 250.
Amongst the thousands of fans were her A-list friends Gwyneth Paltrow and Kate Hudson, whose mouths dropped open in amazement at Madonna's athletic exploits.

The audience also included Norway's Crown Princess Mette-Marit and Fergie from the Black Eyed peas.
The decadent two-hour show, which involved £1million of jewellery, saw Madonna perform many of her greatest hits, as well as indulging in eight costume changes.

The pop superstar arrived onstage dressed in a Givenchy outfit in a vintage white American car for the first section of the four-part show.


Labelled 'Pimp', the opening sequence was recently described by the Material Girl's publicist as a homage to '1920s deco and modern day gangsta pimp'.

Madonna followed up that segment of the concert with Old School, a tribute to the her roots in the urban dance music of early 1980s New York.

The remaining two sections, Gypsy and Rave, continued the high-energy performance.

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Lady of the manor? Hell-raiser Amy Winehouse plans move to country farmhouse

Amy Winehouse is planning to spend £750,000 on a country retreat in Suffolk, it has been revealed.

The Back to Black singer has found a 150-year-old farmhouse which boasts seven bedrooms, three sitting rooms and a barn house which has been converted into a recording studio.

Sources close to the singer, who currently lives in Camden, say it is the perfect spot for her to recuperate and that she is just days away from exchanging contracts.

'Amy has been looking for something in the area - and this particular place really is the ideal location,' a source tells The Sun.

'It is a really quiet, hidden spot where she would be away from the chaos of her life in London and could concentrate on getting her life back on track.'

The move has been endorsed by Amy's father Mitch Winehouse.

He said: 'I hope she will be very happy there.

'When Blake comes out of prison the two of them are going to need somewhere to live together.'

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Britney Spurs! Pop star is a Tottenham girl at heart as archives reveal her British roots

She may look like an all-American girl, but Britney Spears' ancestral lineage has been traced back to Tottenham in North London.

Details of her ancestors in the London Metropolitan Archives reveal that her great-grandparents probably 'lived in sin' before they got around to getting married.

The 26-year-old star, who made a triumphant return at the MTV Video Music Awards this week, is descended from George Anthony Portell and Lillian Esther Lewis.


Parish records show they married at St John's Church in Tottenham in 1923, but they both gave the same address on the marriage certificate, indicating they were already living together - a scandal at the time.

The couple had a daughter, Britney's grandmother Lillian Woolmore-Portell, who married US Navy sailor Barnett O'Field Bridges in London during the Second World War.

They moved to a farm near New Orleans and had three children, including Miss Spears's mother Lynne.

Britney's secret will be on show when the archives go online - with the records of more than 77m people available.

Laurence Ward, head of digital resources at the archives, said there could be an innocent explanation.

He said: 'Her great-grandparents have certainly listed the same address in the records for their marriage.

'But as her great-grandfather is recorded as being an able seaman, he may have been away with the Navy a lot. They could have recorded the same address for convenience.'

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Lindsay Lohan wants baby

HOLLYWOOD lesbian LINDSAY LOHAN is hoping to raise a baby with girlfriend SAM RONSON, I can exclusively reveal.

I hear the Mean Girls star will ask one of her ex- boyfriends to provide the necessary, erm, male input.

Last month, I revealed how Lindsay and Sam were planning to “wed”. Later this year they want to publicly come out and declare their love for each other in a lavish LA bash. Having a child seems like a natural next step for the duo, who admit they are “smitten”.

A source close to the couple told me: “Lindsay is in a very happy place at the moment. She’s been having deep discussions about a baby.

“She wants a natural birth and has spoken to Sam about getting one of her ex-boyfriends to help out. They don’t want to adopt.”

Lindsay, pictured above in her new movie Labor Pains, was in rehab for drug and alcohol addiction and hopes that having a child will help her recovery.

As for potential fathers, Li-Lo is spoilt for choice. She’s dated a string of hot blokes, including JARED LETO, CALUM BEST and JUDE LAW.

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Strapless dress leaves Keira Knightley looking more flat-chested than ever at film premiere

Keira Knightley looked thinner than ever as she arrived at the Canadian premiere of her film The Duchess last night.

The British actress wore a grey strapless flowing chiffon gown, which only served to highlight her jutting cheekbones and tiny frame.

She cut a lean figure as she greeted her fans on the red carpet at the Toronto Film Festival.

The 23-year-old beauty has been travelling around the world to promote her new movie.

She stars as Georgiana Spencer, the Duchess of Devonshire, who becomes part of a love triangle after her marriage to the Duke, played by Ralph Fiennes.

Last week Keira revealed that she had been left 'jumpy' and feeling vulnerable after an encounter with a stranger turned into a vicious verbal attack.
She said: 'The other day I was walking down the street and was really thinking about this book I'd been sent. You know when you're really in another place. Somebody jumped out and went, 'Keira Knightley!'
'I got such a shock, I couldn't say anything because I'd been thinking about the book and this guy took incredible offence and started hurling the most amazing abuse.

'He said, "Who the f**k do you think you f**king are? You're such a c***."

'All this, and I'm completely on my own.'

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Amy Winehouse orders 48 bottles of Jack Daniel's whiskey at Bestival - but still manages to perform

Amy Winehouse is becoming better known for her non-appearances rather than her performances.

But this weekend she managed to make it the Bestival festival in the Isle of Wight.

She was on stage on Saturday evening, as planned, although organisers had feared she might pull out and were ready with a back-up plan.

It had also been reported the troubled singer, who was headlining the event, ordered 48 bottles of Jack Daniel's whiskey.

A Bestival source told the Sun newspaper: 'With Amy’s record this can mean failure to perform or giving a shambolic performance.
amy at bestival


'Whiskey is better than heroin — but not 48 bottles of the stuff.'

Festival organisers were said to be 'shocked' at the 24-year-old's order for two crates of the 40 per cent alcohol.

The source added: 'Everyone is really excited about getting Amy to perform here, and naturally there are now fears she is planning something wild.'

Winehouse is already facing a legal challenge after not turning up to the Rock En Seine festival in Paris last month.

Organisers were furious when the Rehab singer pulled out two hours before she was due to headline the concert after apparently collapsing at home due to ill health.

In June it emerged that she has developed the chronic lung disease emphysema after she collapsed and was rushed to hospital.

About 40,000 festival-goers were expected to attend Bestival at Robin Hill Country Park in Newport, Isle of Wight, this weekend despite the wet weather conditions.

Acts My Bloody Valentine and Underworld were headlining the festival on Friday and today, respectively. Will Young was also billed to perform.

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'I'm dying inside,' says Lily Allen on Facebook after shameful Elton outburst

Lily Allen has launched a worrying tirade of self-loathing on her personal Facebook page, describing her emotional state as 'dying inside'.
She also wrote that she 'feels like killing' herself, although this statement was later removed.
The singer, 23, in the headlines this week because of her tipsy behaviour and constant sipping of champagne while hosting the GQ Awards ceremony, pulled out of producer Mark Ronson's birthday party last night. She also stated she would not be going to Bestival this weekend on the Isle of Wight.At 5.52pm yesterday, her Facebook entry read: 'Lily is dying inside.'This replaced an earlier statement, posted at 4.30pm yesterday, when she wrote on her page:'Lily has had enough feels like killing herself.' The Smile star's actions have left close friends fearing for her state of mind. One said: 'I don't know why she had put this on there. There is no reason for it.'

It is not the first time Lily has written disturbing comments. Last year she prompted fears for her emotional state after posting on her MySpace page that she felt she was "fat, ugly and s****er than Winehouse".

This outburst came after her debut clothing collection at New Look received a lukewarm response.Now her friends are wondering what could have sparked Lily's latest rant. One explanation was that the mouthy star may have been troubled by something she said during the GQ Awards on Tuesday.On the same page, at 1.31am yesterday, Lily wrote: 'Was he upset? I'm worried now, was I mean?'Her friend replied: 'It was priceless. Hope you got rid of the hangover in the end.'
This may have been a reference to her onstage clash with Sir Elton John, who complained about the amount of champagne she was drinking. After Lily told him to 'f* * k off, " he responded: 'I could still snort you under the table.'However Lily played down on the spat, writing on a separate MySpace postt: 'Elton and I exchanged jokes and there were no hard feelings at all, in fact neither of us gave it a second thought.'She added: 'I'm not defending my drunkeness because I don't need to... I'm 23, it was an awards ceremony I drank the free champagne - how awful of me.''I've been made to feel like a bad friend and an embarrassment to my fans and the people who support me,' Allen adds.'I shouldn't have to defend myself when I've done nothing wrong.'

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Pictured: Jennifer Aniston back on television as a crazed stalker

She's usually a picture of complete composure, but Jennifer Aniston really let loose in New York while filming a guest spot on US comedy 30 Rock yesterday.

The 39-year-old - who split from boyfriend John Mayer last month - is playing a Fatal Attraction style stalker on the hit comedy.

At one point the actress made quite a scene on set, tackling one of her male co-stars with gusto.

She's already won over the show's star and executive producer, Tina Fey, who said: 'Jennifer is not only incredibly lovely to have around, she also has what the young people would call 'mad skills.'

Aniston, who rose to fame as Rachel on Friends, will play Fey's room mate Claire Harper in the episode.

Free-spirited Harper shows up in New York and rapidly attaches herself to Alec Baldwin's character Jack Donaghy.

The announcement that Aniston would be returning to NBC was made last week, by NBC Entertainment's executive vice president Teri Weinberg.

'She is the perfect comedic talent to work with the Emmy-winning 30 Rock cast.

'This promises to be a memorable, hilarious night of comedy.'

Aniston's last primetime TV acting role was on best friend Courteney Cox's series Dirt.

The real-life friends shared a kiss when Aniston guest-starred on the show last year.

30 Rock, which has won Emmy, Golden Globe and Screen Actors Guild Awards, returns to US TV screens on October 30.

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The glam factor: Christina Aguilera steps out for dinner with baby Max

Singer Christina Aguilera clearly isn't one to let standards slip, as she stepped out for dinner In Manhattan, with her family still looking every inch the diva. In a long patterned maxi dress, stacked wedge heels and a pair of huge sunglasses, Christina looked immaculate as she carried son Max, 7 months, in her arms, while husband Jordan followed. The 27-year old singer wore her platinum blonde hair loose and relaxed, and looked every inch the doting mother as she cuddled son Max Liron to her chest. Clearly, she's not one to let motherhood come between her glamorous diva image. And the birth of her first child hasn't slowed the platinum selling artist down, as Christina is currently working on her forthcoming album and preparing for a slew of major live appearances. Christina will perform at the 4th Annual Fashion Rocks benefit at New York's Radio City Music Hall on September 5 along with Beyoncé, Mariah Carey, Chris Brown, Justin Timberlake, and Rihanna. The two-hour star-studded concert will see superstar performers paired with models strutting clothes designed by the cream of the fashion world. And her British fans are in for a treat, as the singer will headline will fly to Britain next month to headline the THISDAY Africa Rising Festival in London. The Dirrty singer will top the bill at the star-studded event on October 14 at the Royal Albert Hal in what will be her first major performance since giving birth to Max in January.at the star-studded event on October 14 at the Royal Albert Hall.

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Amy Winehouse 'may have brain damage after two drug overdoses'

Amy Winehouse may have brain damage after suffering two major overdoses in the past 12 months where she binged on crystal meth, heroin and cocaine, it emerged today.

The singer also smoked pot in a 36-hour marathon session in July where she suffered such bad convulsions, they were 'like a scene from The Exorcist', a close friend told The Sun.

Now doctors have warned the troubled star that one more overdose will kill her.

Winehouse first overdosed in August last year from cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, ketamine and crystal meth.

She was advised to see a psychiatrist after displaying 'multiple personality traits' that made her a suicide risk.

It was following this second overdose in July that doctors are worried her brain was damaged by the cannabis overdose after she displayed symptoms normally associated with schizophrenia.

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