Heidi Klum’s Raunchy Ad

Heidi Klum has boasted she has “great knockers”. The supermodel can be seen playing with her breasts in the new TV commercial for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. In the 30 second clip, the 34-year-old blonde - clad only in a plain black bra - fondles and jiggles her ample boobs as she sings, dances, yodels and announces “I’ve got great knockers!”

After explaining how her nipples stand to attention when it’s cold, Heidi shouts, “You guys have no clue about boobs, and if you don’t...”Heidi then grabs her chest and makes a machine gun sound as she aims her breasts left and right, in the manner of a fembot killer robot from the Austin Powers films, who could fire bullets from their breasts.The commercial ends with Heidi grinning as she declares, “Great knockers, I loooove it!”

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show airs on December 4 . Speaking about her latest adventure, the German supermodel says, “I judge clothes from my perspective, and I’ve been in the business for a long time.”“I started in ‘93 and I’ve worn a lot of things, from really cheap things to really expensive things. Things that I didn’t know which way to get into them - I had instructions, and two people helped me. Or things so big and overwhelming I can hardly stand in them: ‘Take the picture, ‘cause I’m gonna fall over.’ And when I’m not on a runway or in front of a camera, I need conventional clothes, too.”

The Project Runway host has never been embarrassed to talk about her sexuality and womanly desires. She recently revealed she was first attracted to singer-husband Seal, who is known for his hit Kissed By A Rose, after seeing his impressive “package” in a pair of tiny, tight shorts.
Heidi confessed, “I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, ‘Wow!’“He was wearing bicycle shorts and I pretty much saw everything. The whole package.”

Klum and Seal married on May 10, 2005, on a beach in Mexico. They have two children together, both sons - Henry Gunther Ademola Dashtu Samuel, born September 12, 2005 in Los Angeles and Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel, born November 22, 2006 in Los Angeles.Klum is also the mother of Helene Leni Klum from a previous relationship with Flavio Briatore. Helene was born on May 4, 2004 in New York City.

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Hayden Panettiere’s Sexy Behind The Scenes GQ Video

The other day I posted Hayden Panetierre lingerie pictures from GQ magazine, and today here’s some behind-the-scenes footage taken by Inside Edition from that shoot. In the video, Hayden does a little dance in her slutty outfit and then demands that women deserve respect from men. And I agree, but only after they get on their knees.

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Lindsay Lohan likes to make faces

Lindsay Lohan was out and about in New York with her mother Dina Lohan on Wednesday. Lindsay’s apparently reached that age where she wants to make faces for the cameras. It’s adorable really. Until you realize she’s a grown woman and not five years old. Also, I don’t approve of women making faces except for in the bedroom. And that’s only if the Yoda mask falls off. I mean, uh, if the hot chick mask falls off from all the normal sex that I’m totally not videotaping for my Star Wars fansite. Yeah, all that stuff I just said.

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Danielle Lloyd to hold Pimps and Tarts birthday party

She vows to turn up to bash in lingerie Danielle Lloyd wants to celebrate her birthday in stockings and suspenders.The glamour girl, 23, turns 24 on 16 December and is planning a bash at Faces nightclub in Essex.'I'm having a Pimps and Tarts themed party and it's going to be brilliant,' she reveals. 'I can't wait to see what everyone wears!

'I'm going in something really sexy – my best underwear, high heels and nothing else.'It'll be a real birthday to remember.'Among the guests expected to turn out for the do are Girls Aloud star Sarah Harding, 25, and Jennifer Ellison, 24.Dani hopes to get in shape for the big day and also to impress lingerie firm Ann Summers with her modelling potential.'I'd like to shift a couple of pounds and tone up a bit, so I can really look my best,' she tells the Daily Star.'I'd jump at the chance [of working for Ann Summers]. It would be a dream come true.'

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Paris hilton on man hunt

Paris Hilton wants to move to New York to find a new man. The hotel heiress, who recently split from her 20-year-old pizza delivery boyfriend Alex Vaggo because he was too shy, told her sister Nicky at the weekend she wanted to move to the Big Apple because there are no hot men in Los Angeles, where she currently lives.

A partygoer at Hollywood’s Green Door night-club said, “I heard Paris talking to Nicky outside the club. She looked really fed up, and said, ‘There are no guys at this party - or in Los Angeles in general. New York has much better guys. I’m going to move there.’”

Paris has a theory as to why most of her relationships have ended prematurely.

She said, “People think I sleep with everyone, but I’m not like that. Kissing is all I do. The reason so many of my relationships don’t work is guys are like, ‘Hey what’s going on? It’s been like four months and I’m only getting a kiss here!’”

Paris has been not been very lucky in matters of heart. She has two broken engagements - one with Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos, and one with actor Jason Shaw. She has enjoyed dalliances with Backstreet Boy Nick Carter, actor Jared Leto and Colin Farrell.

She was also the unwitting star of the 2003 sex tape, One Night in Paris, with her ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon. The film went on to become the biggest-selling celebrity sex tape of all time.

Meanwhile, a new Paris Hilton sex tape is circulating the Net. In it, the 26-year-old hotel heiress and aspiring philanthropist can be seen frolicking around in a large tub, bathing herself with a shower head while poking fun at previous sex tape scandals, according to the Australian News Network.

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Vanessa Minnillo’s Sweet Ass In A Bikini

Here is Vanessa Minnillo once again, teasing us with her hot little ass in a hot purple bikini. I just love the way it clings to her butt; kind of like it was painted onto her body. Picasso would be proud.

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Kim Kardashian's ass is fully operational

Kim Kardashian picked up a coffee while shopping on Robertson Blvd yesterday in Los Angeles and lucky for us she wore the velour tracksuit. It’s almost like she has a Death Star permanently attached to her lower back. I bet that thing could fire beams that destroy entire planets. And can you imagine having sex with that thing? I know I can. Though the apartment above me probably wishes I didn’t "imagine" so much. Hey, how was I supposed to know your TV’s right above my bed? You never invite me over for beer and porn like a good neighbor. Who cares if you’re a 90-year-old woman? Friendship doesn’t have an age limit.

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Hilton at the Hyatt: Paris in Shanghai

If you wake up Tuesday morning in Shanghai and something is amiss, perhaps the air has a tinge of the Can Can fragrance and off in the distance you can hear faint utterances of “that’s hot,” it may be because there’s a certain heiress in town. Fresh off a stint in jail, Paris Hilton arrives in Shanghai Tuesday for an appearance at Friday’s MTV Style Gala at the Shanghai Grand Stage. An inside source tells me that Paris will be staying at the new Hyatt on the Bund Hotel on the north end of Shanghai’s famous waterfront. And you thought hairy crabs season in Shanghai was over. Monday, the Sydney Morning Herald reported that a new sex tape was leaked to YouTube and adult pay sites starring Hilton and an anonymous man. In the video, Hilton is naked in a bubblebath hosing herself down with a shower head as she exchanges idiotic blather with yet another man who stands to profit from the heiress’s promiscuity. However, the video clip in question and the screenshots from the bathtub video (image above) have been floating around the Internet for months. Perhaps the SMH has confused their Paris Hilton sex tapes? It happens. What we know for sure is that the MTV Style Gala is a joint production from MTV China and state-run CCTV. The show will air on CCTV 6 in December. If for no other reason, viewers might want to tune in to see Paris wearing clothes.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt stock up at sex shop

They're spotted visiting adult store in Covent Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were spotted visiting a sex shop while in the UK last week.The actress, 32, was in the country to promote new film Beowulf - which features her digitally-enhanced naked bod.
After posing on the red carpet at the premiere, Angelina and Brad, 43, managed to find some time to sneak to an adult store.The couple are reported to have enjoyed some retail therapy at Coco De Mer in Covent Garden, an erotic emporium that stocks 14 Carat Gold Vibrators at £249.00 each and Diamante Nipple Covers at £85.00 a pair.'Brad and Angelina ordered a car to take them directly to the sex store and they browsed the products for half and hour before leaving with a bag of goodies,' an onlooker tells the Daily Star.'They also went to look at Ann Summers in Soho.'

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Mike Tyson Pulls a Lindsay Lohan

Life is good for Mike Tyson and Lindsay Lohan, despite their recent trouble with the law. Brad Paisley once sang in his country hit song "Celebrity" (released in 2003), that celebs can easily say, "I'll get community service, no matter which law I break." Now it appears that unless you are Paris Hilton, Paisley has it pegged. Lindsay Lohan may have been arrested twice over the summer but her punishment was a slap on the wrist, and a photo op at jail and community service.Now even iron Mike is getting the same treatment. Mike Tyson was sentenced to 24-hours in the clink and 3-years probation for drug possession and driving under the influence. He faced up to 4-years maximum in jail for the charges.

Mike was pulled over in Arizona last December. He was leaving a strip club. Cops found a couple of bags of cocaine on him and also witnessed Mike cleaning coke from his dashboard. Give Tyson this - he was honest. Tyson told officers later that he used cocaine "whenever I can get my hands on it," and that he preferred to smoke it in Marlboro cigarettes with the tobacco pulled out, according to court documents. He also told police that he used marijuana that day and was taking the antidepressant Zoloft, the documents state.He was busted in Maricopa County (think Phoenix Arizona). He will likely be spending time in the world famous Tent city for his brief stay. He also gets three years probation and though it is not stated surely he will also get community service.

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Paris Doesn't Like LA Boys

Paris Hilton is soooo LA but is soooo sick of LA boys. Miss Hilton was overheard complaining about the lack of good men in LA last week at the Victoria's Secret after party at the Green Door.She was overhead telling her sister Nicky, "There are no guys at this party - or in LA in general. New York has so much better guys."Ladies of New York, hide your men! Paris might be spending more time in your city!

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