I don’t have anything against Tara Reid. In fact, I actually like her. But as a professional babe critic, I think she needs a one piece bathing suit.

I don’t have anything against Tara Reid. In fact, I actually like her. But as a professional babe critic, I think she needs a one piece bathing suit. Sure it’s not as sexy as a bikini but having what looks like melted skin on your stomach isn’t either. Tara, if you won’t cover that up for me, at least do it for the small, impressionable children who might be frightened by the sight of that horror.