Is Paris Hilton's The Hottie & The Nottie the worst film of the year?

Despite managing to walk and talk, often simultaneously, Paris Hilton's acting is seriously over-stretched by a 'star' vehicle that fails to show off her many talents (or indeed much talent whatsoever).

Displaying an impressive ability to slay screen time dead, unsurpassed since Liz Hurley in Bedazzled, Paris plays a 'hottie' who has sworn not to have sex again until her hairy, snaggle-toothed best friend (who's, like, 'nottie' a hottie – comprende?) gets laid.
As Paris explains: 'I think a life without orgasms is a world without flowers' – a line that suggests this nasty little body fascist 'comedy' could unintentionally provide guilty fun.

Don't be fooled. Lifeless as Paris's own cold, hard eyes, this is truly so bad it's 'nottie' even good.