Monday, September 24, 2007

Rihanna Channels the Dominatrix Within


Somewhere in a seedy pocket of L.A., a prostitute is walking around wondering why on Earth someone would mug her for her outfit.Every song Rihanna puts out becomes a hit, but this recent getup certainly doesn’t qualify as such. When a good girl goes bad … sometimes it’s really hot (cough, cough, Hayden Panettiere), but other times it’s just time to go back.Rihanna… be lookin’ like hell-a… el-la… el-la… eh. eh. eh.While we give Rihanna mad props for her willingness to actually sing live at the MTV VMAs (talking to you, Britney Spears), he just don’t know if looking like Janet Jackson from the Super Bowl is the best move for her at this point.What’s next? Rihanna nude photos showing up on the Internets? Is nothing in this world sacred? Just when you think you’ve seen it all… Rihanna looks ready to walk the street for money and Oscar De La Hoya wears panties and a tutu.

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