Our friends at Celebrity Dog Watcher posted this fantasticly funny Lindsay Lohan lost dog poster that was posted on the gate of Paris Hilton Hollywood Hills home. The poster shows Lindsay’s mugshut along with the following text. “LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER? Age: 3 in dog years Weight: Anorexic Eyed: Dilated Coat: Spotted/Freckled Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier My dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” ad her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home! MISSING If you have any information, please call 310-555-NOHOPE or go to www.myspace.com/dirtyagenda All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.
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