Thursday, June 14, 2007

Britney Spears Codependent BFF Alli Sims


Britney Spears has transferred her codpendancy from Kevin Federline/Paris Hilton/Howie Day onto her BFF/Assistant/Cousin Alli Sims. Alli has been with Brit through all her trail, tribulations, tattoos and headshavings over the past three months, and in appreciation, Brit takes Alli with her all over the world on unauthorized vacations with her kids and takes her shopping with her like she used to take that stupid little dog. Her new thing now is to dress Alli just like her. It’s sort of like Alli is a creepy ‘My Size Britney’ doll. It’s either that or young Alli actually thinks Britney dresses cool and wants to be like her and that kids, is just too sad for us to admit.

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