Friday, November 30, 2007

Guess who's coming to dinner: Paris takes her model man to meet the parents

It must have been a pretty nerve-wracking moment for socialite Paris Hilton when she took boyfriend Alex Vaggo to meet her parents.Especially as the heiress to the Hilton hotel chain, met the Swedish tourist while he was a humble pizza delivery boy in Los Angeles.Vaggo met the heiress while the two were partying at the same Vegas nightclub earlier this year.

Dinner date: Paris Hilton takes ex-pizza delivery boy Alex Vaggo to meet her parents for dinner in Los AngelesAccording to one of his friends, "He decided to fly to LA for a holiday and spent much of the summer working as a pizza delivery boy to raise extra money."We were amazed to see how quickly he hooked up with Paris."Sources say the pair quickly hit it off and Hilton has now introduced him to the modelling world.
Meet the parents: Model Alex gets warms hugs from Paris' multi-millionaire parents, Rick Hilton, left, and Kathy Hilton, rightApparently things are getting more serious as the hotel heiress took Vaggo to meet her parents.But by all accounts, it looks as if the meet and greet went just swimmingly, with Vaggo receiving warm embraces from parents Kathy and Rick Hilton.The couple met with Paris' family at Medeo's restaurant in Los Angeles, along with her younger brother Barron.
Party of five: The Hiltons, Kathy and Rick, Paris' brother Barron in the background, and Alex looks on, right The warm reception from Paris' family should go some way to setting Alex's pals mind at ease. One said previously: "He's quite a shy, laid-back kind of guy."Paris will probably eat him alive."Well, at least she fed him first!

Alls well: A demure Paris plays the girlfriend role to the hilt as things between her and Alex appear to be getting serious

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Marco Jaric: Nailing Jumpers, Adriana Lima

Marco Jaric averages 9.3 points per game for the worst team in the NBA. But the random Minnesota Timberwolves guard is among the leaders for MVP voting now that his relationship with Victoria’s Secret goddess, Adriana Lima, has been made public.While teammate Mark Madsen wouldn’t comment on whether or not anything he’s seen on Marco Jaric in the shower might have led to this impressive conquest, he did say that Lima has helped Jaric’s mediocre basketball skills:“Ever since he started dating Adriana Lima, he’s a new man. He’s flying all over the court. He dunked! I’ve never seen him dunk.”
Take this, Tony Romo! Marko Jaric is one-upping your tanging of Jessica Simpson (and Alli Sims, and Sophia Bush, and Carrie Underwood…) with Adriana Lima.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Xtina Xrated: Christina Aguilera Nude, Pregnant

In the latest issue of Marie Claire, Christina Aguilera is, well, nude and pregnant. She’s also talking about her expecting state. Here are a couple excerpts:On being pregnant during her ‘Back to Basics’ tour: “I was paranoid. There are so many things that could go wrong — somebody could slip, somebody could fall, I could fall. No way in hell was I going to jeopardize my baby for my show.”This article is from the Frequently Asked Questions for Linux, the Free/Open Source UNIX-like operating system kernel that runs on many modern computer systems. Maintained by David C. Merrill with numerous contributions by others. (v1.0).

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Britney Spears gets kids for Christmas

Judge rules singer can have sons Jayden James and Sean Preston for the day Britney Spears will be able to watch her kids unwrap prezzies on Christmas morning.The troubled singer, 25 - who currently only gets to see the boys twice a week with a court appointed monitor - was granted visitation rights after her lawyer battled it out in court.'There was extensive discussion and agreement on the visitation over the holiday period,' LA Superior Court spokesman Allan Parachini told reporters.'It's different from the existing schedule.'And estranged ex-hubby Kevin Federline, 29 - who has full custody of Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1 - is said to be satisfied with the outcome.'Kevin thinks it's absolutely appropriate that they both get to see the kids over the holidays,' says lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan.

Monday, November 26, 2007

Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures

Well, the word is that Linda Hogan filed for divorce this past weekend and it looks like the Hulk is out in his bikini celebrating. Wait a second, that’s not the Hulk, that’s his daughter Brooke! Oops! Sorry, but they’re easy to confuse. Yes, that joke is getting old pretty quickly, but what else am I supposed to say about Brooke in a bikini? Nothing! That’s right fellas, she looks like the Hulk with funbags!

Paris Hilton doesn't respect the pregnantly

Paris Hilton helped throw a lavish The Wizard of Oz-themed baby shower for Nicole Richie last weekend. InStyle magazine had exclusive rights to photos of the event, but soon pirated pics began to surface. A friend of Nicole blames Paris Hilton. Apparently all the leaked pictures have Paris right in the center as the star and “they look set up,” according to NY Daily News:

The pics, priced at around $3,000 to $4,000, did not sell since the celebrity tabloids closed early last week, due to Thanksgiving.But in the opinion of our conspiracy theorist: "None of the money would have been for Paris — for her it's about the attention."Paris Hilton will probably Photoshop her face over Nicole Richie’s vagina in the delivery photos. Though, this time, it won’t just be for the attention. It’ll be to prove that, yes; she can indeed birth a child through her giant whore mouth. You know, in case we were all wondering, which, I gotta admit, I totally was. I’m not afraid to tackle the tough questions. Like, can Amy Winehouse shoot flies out of her mouth just like that other mummy in that Brendan Fraser movie?

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Kim Kardashian: I’m a Role Model

As you drool over those Kim Kardashian nude photos in Playboy, don’t get the wrong idea:
This socialite with no discernible skills didn’t pose that way for money or self-serving attention. Instead, Kim claims she was trying to set an example for women around the world.“I did it because I’m not one of those stick-skinny girls you see. I felt like girls today need to see a normal body,” she told The New York Daily News.And, of course, they need to see it in all its bare glory within the pages of a men’s magazine.Next, Tila Tequila will say she posed in the publication to act as a role model to women with fake breasts who make a lot of friends on MySpace.Kardashian also said her mother pushed her to do the shoot.“My mom actually pushed me to do it! I think she’s living vicariously through me a little bit,” Kim said.

SEE VIDEO Jordan: I'm too busy with boobs for Christmas shopping

Glamour girl's getting smaller implants for 'perkier' breasts Jordan admits she's too busy for Christmas shopping - because she's getting her boobs done.'In a few weeks I'm having my boobs reduced so I won't have any time to buy any Christmas presents then,' she says.'I'm treating myself so they're ripe and ready [for Christmas]. 'I'm having smaller implants so they'll be perkier.'This will be the fourth breast op for the curvy 29-year-old glamour model, whose bra size is an estimated 30FF.But hubbie Peter Andre, 34, shouldn't panic - Jordan's already got his and the kids' pressies hidden at the top of her wardrobe.'I've actually done loads already,' she tells OK! 'I've only got a few bits and bobs to go.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

SEE VIDEOS Shayne Ward: I fancy Kelly Brook

He wouldn't kick Angelina Jolie out of bed either Shayne Ward admits he has a thing for Strictly Come Dancing star Kelly Brook.'Kelly Brook's amazing, and she's always been a huge crush of mine ever since I first saw her,' he slobbers.The model, 28, is currently engaged to Hollywood actor Billy Zane so he doesn't stand a chance.Still, Shayne, 23 - who was last year's X Factor winner - also has a back-up.The idea of 'being stuck on a desert island with Angelina Jolie' makes him breathless.Shayne hasn't actually got to within a mile of either of his crushes, but he reckons he's a big hit with certain Hollywood beauties.'Some women in LA are very forward indeed,' he tells OK!, 'but I'm not going to be revealing any names.'Just don't tell your girlfriend, Shayne...

Sophie Ellis-Bextor: It annoys me when people say I'm too thin

Singer says she worked hard to lose weight after giving birth Sophie Ellis-Bextor has hit out at critics who say she is too skinny.She is happy with her figure and so is her husband, musician Richard Jones.Sophie - who is mum to 3-year-old son Sonny - says she worked hard to lose her baby weight.'After I had Sonny I put in a lot of hours at the gym to get my figure back,' she admits. 'For six months it wasn't a priority - I just wanted to be a mum. So it took about a year.

'It was hard work. So when people told me I'd lost weight, I was like: "Thank you for noticing!"'
But Sophie wasn't too happy with suggestions that she'd slimmed down too much and insists the opinions of her friends and family are the only ones that count'What annoyed me was when certain sections of the media said I'd gone too far,' she tells the Mirror. 'I think saying someone is too thin is as bad as saying they look too fat.'As long as my girlfriends, my mum and husband aren't worried about me, I'm happy.'

Heidi Klum’s Raunchy Ad

Heidi Klum has boasted she has “great knockers”. The supermodel can be seen playing with her breasts in the new TV commercial for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. In the 30 second clip, the 34-year-old blonde - clad only in a plain black bra - fondles and jiggles her ample boobs as she sings, dances, yodels and announces “I’ve got great knockers!”

After explaining how her nipples stand to attention when it’s cold, Heidi shouts, “You guys have no clue about boobs, and if you don’t...”Heidi then grabs her chest and makes a machine gun sound as she aims her breasts left and right, in the manner of a fembot killer robot from the Austin Powers films, who could fire bullets from their breasts.The commercial ends with Heidi grinning as she declares, “Great knockers, I loooove it!”

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show airs on December 4 . Speaking about her latest adventure, the German supermodel says, “I judge clothes from my perspective, and I’ve been in the business for a long time.”“I started in ‘93 and I’ve worn a lot of things, from really cheap things to really expensive things. Things that I didn’t know which way to get into them - I had instructions, and two people helped me. Or things so big and overwhelming I can hardly stand in them: ‘Take the picture, ‘cause I’m gonna fall over.’ And when I’m not on a runway or in front of a camera, I need conventional clothes, too.”

The Project Runway host has never been embarrassed to talk about her sexuality and womanly desires. She recently revealed she was first attracted to singer-husband Seal, who is known for his hit Kissed By A Rose, after seeing his impressive “package” in a pair of tiny, tight shorts.
Heidi confessed, “I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, ‘Wow!’“He was wearing bicycle shorts and I pretty much saw everything. The whole package.”

Klum and Seal married on May 10, 2005, on a beach in Mexico. They have two children together, both sons - Henry Gunther Ademola Dashtu Samuel, born September 12, 2005 in Los Angeles and Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel, born November 22, 2006 in Los Angeles.Klum is also the mother of Helene Leni Klum from a previous relationship with Flavio Briatore. Helene was born on May 4, 2004 in New York City.

Friday, November 23, 2007

Hayden Panettiere’s Sexy Behind The Scenes GQ Video

The other day I posted Hayden Panetierre lingerie pictures from GQ magazine, and today here’s some behind-the-scenes footage taken by Inside Edition from that shoot. In the video, Hayden does a little dance in her slutty outfit and then demands that women deserve respect from men. And I agree, but only after they get on their knees.

Lindsay Lohan likes to make faces

Lindsay Lohan was out and about in New York with her mother Dina Lohan on Wednesday. Lindsay’s apparently reached that age where she wants to make faces for the cameras. It’s adorable really. Until you realize she’s a grown woman and not five years old. Also, I don’t approve of women making faces except for in the bedroom. And that’s only if the Yoda mask falls off. I mean, uh, if the hot chick mask falls off from all the normal sex that I’m totally not videotaping for my Star Wars fansite. Yeah, all that stuff I just said.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Danielle Lloyd to hold Pimps and Tarts birthday party

She vows to turn up to bash in lingerie Danielle Lloyd wants to celebrate her birthday in stockings and suspenders.The glamour girl, 23, turns 24 on 16 December and is planning a bash at Faces nightclub in Essex.'I'm having a Pimps and Tarts themed party and it's going to be brilliant,' she reveals. 'I can't wait to see what everyone wears!

'I'm going in something really sexy – my best underwear, high heels and nothing else.'It'll be a real birthday to remember.'Among the guests expected to turn out for the do are Girls Aloud star Sarah Harding, 25, and Jennifer Ellison, 24.Dani hopes to get in shape for the big day and also to impress lingerie firm Ann Summers with her modelling potential.'I'd like to shift a couple of pounds and tone up a bit, so I can really look my best,' she tells the Daily Star.'I'd jump at the chance [of working for Ann Summers]. It would be a dream come true.'

Paris hilton on man hunt

Paris Hilton wants to move to New York to find a new man. The hotel heiress, who recently split from her 20-year-old pizza delivery boyfriend Alex Vaggo because he was too shy, told her sister Nicky at the weekend she wanted to move to the Big Apple because there are no hot men in Los Angeles, where she currently lives.

A partygoer at Hollywood’s Green Door night-club said, “I heard Paris talking to Nicky outside the club. She looked really fed up, and said, ‘There are no guys at this party - or in Los Angeles in general. New York has much better guys. I’m going to move there.’”

Paris has a theory as to why most of her relationships have ended prematurely.

She said, “People think I sleep with everyone, but I’m not like that. Kissing is all I do. The reason so many of my relationships don’t work is guys are like, ‘Hey what’s going on? It’s been like four months and I’m only getting a kiss here!’”

Paris has been not been very lucky in matters of heart. She has two broken engagements - one with Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos, and one with actor Jason Shaw. She has enjoyed dalliances with Backstreet Boy Nick Carter, actor Jared Leto and Colin Farrell.

She was also the unwitting star of the 2003 sex tape, One Night in Paris, with her ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon. The film went on to become the biggest-selling celebrity sex tape of all time.

Meanwhile, a new Paris Hilton sex tape is circulating the Net. In it, the 26-year-old hotel heiress and aspiring philanthropist can be seen frolicking around in a large tub, bathing herself with a shower head while poking fun at previous sex tape scandals, according to the Australian News Network.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Vanessa Minnillo’s Sweet Ass In A Bikini

Here is Vanessa Minnillo once again, teasing us with her hot little ass in a hot purple bikini. I just love the way it clings to her butt; kind of like it was painted onto her body. Picasso would be proud.

Kim Kardashian's ass is fully operational

Kim Kardashian picked up a coffee while shopping on Robertson Blvd yesterday in Los Angeles and lucky for us she wore the velour tracksuit. It’s almost like she has a Death Star permanently attached to her lower back. I bet that thing could fire beams that destroy entire planets. And can you imagine having sex with that thing? I know I can. Though the apartment above me probably wishes I didn’t "imagine" so much. Hey, how was I supposed to know your TV’s right above my bed? You never invite me over for beer and porn like a good neighbor. Who cares if you’re a 90-year-old woman? Friendship doesn’t have an age limit.

Hilton at the Hyatt: Paris in Shanghai

If you wake up Tuesday morning in Shanghai and something is amiss, perhaps the air has a tinge of the Can Can fragrance and off in the distance you can hear faint utterances of “that’s hot,” it may be because there’s a certain heiress in town. Fresh off a stint in jail, Paris Hilton arrives in Shanghai Tuesday for an appearance at Friday’s MTV Style Gala at the Shanghai Grand Stage. An inside source tells me that Paris will be staying at the new Hyatt on the Bund Hotel on the north end of Shanghai’s famous waterfront. And you thought hairy crabs season in Shanghai was over. Monday, the Sydney Morning Herald reported that a new sex tape was leaked to YouTube and adult pay sites starring Hilton and an anonymous man. In the video, Hilton is naked in a bubblebath hosing herself down with a shower head as she exchanges idiotic blather with yet another man who stands to profit from the heiress’s promiscuity. However, the video clip in question and the screenshots from the bathtub video (image above) have been floating around the Internet for months. Perhaps the SMH has confused their Paris Hilton sex tapes? It happens. What we know for sure is that the MTV Style Gala is a joint production from MTV China and state-run CCTV. The show will air on CCTV 6 in December. If for no other reason, viewers might want to tune in to see Paris wearing clothes.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt stock up at sex shop

They're spotted visiting adult store in Covent Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were spotted visiting a sex shop while in the UK last week.The actress, 32, was in the country to promote new film Beowulf - which features her digitally-enhanced naked bod.
After posing on the red carpet at the premiere, Angelina and Brad, 43, managed to find some time to sneak to an adult store.The couple are reported to have enjoyed some retail therapy at Coco De Mer in Covent Garden, an erotic emporium that stocks 14 Carat Gold Vibrators at £249.00 each and Diamante Nipple Covers at £85.00 a pair.'Brad and Angelina ordered a car to take them directly to the sex store and they browsed the products for half and hour before leaving with a bag of goodies,' an onlooker tells the Daily Star.'They also went to look at Ann Summers in Soho.'

Mike Tyson Pulls a Lindsay Lohan

Life is good for Mike Tyson and Lindsay Lohan, despite their recent trouble with the law. Brad Paisley once sang in his country hit song "Celebrity" (released in 2003), that celebs can easily say, "I'll get community service, no matter which law I break." Now it appears that unless you are Paris Hilton, Paisley has it pegged. Lindsay Lohan may have been arrested twice over the summer but her punishment was a slap on the wrist, and a photo op at jail and community service.Now even iron Mike is getting the same treatment. Mike Tyson was sentenced to 24-hours in the clink and 3-years probation for drug possession and driving under the influence. He faced up to 4-years maximum in jail for the charges.

Mike was pulled over in Arizona last December. He was leaving a strip club. Cops found a couple of bags of cocaine on him and also witnessed Mike cleaning coke from his dashboard. Give Tyson this - he was honest. Tyson told officers later that he used cocaine "whenever I can get my hands on it," and that he preferred to smoke it in Marlboro cigarettes with the tobacco pulled out, according to court documents. He also told police that he used marijuana that day and was taking the antidepressant Zoloft, the documents state.He was busted in Maricopa County (think Phoenix Arizona). He will likely be spending time in the world famous Tent city for his brief stay. He also gets three years probation and though it is not stated surely he will also get community service.

Paris Doesn't Like LA Boys

Paris Hilton is soooo LA but is soooo sick of LA boys. Miss Hilton was overheard complaining about the lack of good men in LA last week at the Victoria's Secret after party at the Green Door.She was overhead telling her sister Nicky, "There are no guys at this party - or in LA in general. New York has so much better guys."Ladies of New York, hide your men! Paris might be spending more time in your city!

Naomi Campbell redefines classy

Naomi Campbell attended the 30th birthday of British socialite Davinia Taylor at The Colour Rooms. Davinia Taylor used to have lesbian threesomes with Jude Law’s ex-wife Sadie Frost and Kate Moss. I thought I’d give you a little bit of awesome info to make up for what you’re seeing above. In the meantime, somebody get Britney Spears away from any and all computers. I don’t want her getting ideas, if that’s even possible. The last thing I need is paparazzi shots of this outfit hanging on for dear life at a Malibu Taco Bell. I don’t hate my eyes that much, despite the fact they can’t even see through walls or women’s clothing. I mean, seriously, what are they even there for?

Sandee Westgate: The Hottest Film Critic… EVER Does Oceans 13 In A Bikini!!!

OK, so if Sandee Westgate in sexy lingerie wasn’t good enough for you last week, this week I’m sure you’ll be more than satisfied when you see that she’s stripped down to an itsy bitsy bikini for her review of Ocean’s 13. And it’s a good thing she did, because there was way too much testosterone in that movie for my liking. But enough about me, go check out what Sandee thought.

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Jordan: Jamelia's jealous of me because she's ugly

Glamour model hits out at stunning singer Jordan has fallen out with Jamelia after they both attended the same awards do at Cirque, in central London. 'Pete said he saw Jamelia laughing at me when I was on the red carpet posing for pictures,' claims the glamour model. 'But then they [the photographers] started all calling my name and she stormed off in a huff!' The mum-of-three, 29, who won the Cosmopolitan Ultimate Be the Best You Can Be Woman of the Year Award, reckons Jamelia is simply jealous of her good looks. 'Jamelia, don't be angry with me because you've been battered with the ugly stick,' she quips in OK! Jordan - aka Katie Price - also attacks 26-year-old Jamelia's performance at the star-studded ceremony. 'When she was on stage she couldn't read her lines and was trying to be funny but it wasn't working,' she says. But one source tells the Daily Mirror that Jordan was jealous of Jamelia, not the other way round. 'When she saw snappers crowding around the singer, she moaned, "Why are you taking photographs of her when you could be photographing me?"' says the onlooker.

Britney cheats on fitness regime

Chubby Britney Spears has had a 6,000 (Rs 2,35,440) liposuction operation to trim her podgy thighs and tummy. The 25-year-old pop wreck — whose booze-and-drugs lifestyle has ruined her once-stunning looks — spent five hours having surgery. And Britney, who had lipo at the same clinic in April, is so pleased with the results that she now plans a boob job.

A pal said: “It was to remove flab on her stomach and cellulite on the back of her thighs. She said it was a bargain and that she should have done it sooner.” Britney was awake for the op in Henderson, Nevada, and repeatedly quizzed surgeon Dr John Minoli. It is said she has previously had collagen jabs to plump up her lips.

The troubled star was devastated at the ridicule she drew for her out-of-shape figure at the Las Vegas MTV awards in September
However, her new figure may not cheer her up as a judge ruled on Friday that she can no longer drive her sons in a car.

LA Superior Court Commissioner handed down the reported ruling on Friday morning.

Neither Britney, nor her estranged husband Kevin Federline was present at the hearing.

The closed-door hearing was reportedly requested by Kevin's camp to discuss a variety of issues before the judge, including Britney's alleged failed drug test and her reportedly running a red light with sons Sean Preston and Jayden James in the backseat.

One of the figures scheduled to testify at Friday's hearing was an X-17 photographer who filmed Britney’s alleged red light running incident, however it was unclear if the photographer participated in the hearing.

Kevin’s attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan told Access Hollywood the top priority for being in court on Friday was Kevin’s fear of the children’s safety when they’re with Britney.

The last time Kaplan and Kevin tried to request an emergency hearing to revoke Britney's driving privilege with the kids, the judge didn't see any reason for an emergency.

However, eight hours later, a video of Britney running the red light with the kids in the car was posted online, Kaplan added.

Friday, November 16, 2007

SEE VIDEO 5,000 Christians pray for Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan

Hollywood Prayer Network hopes to rescue troubled starsA 5,000-strong group of Christians have started praying for Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan.The Hollywood Prayer Network wants to help the two troubled stars. Britney, 25 - who lost custody of her kids last month - is the person most prayed for by the group.But now Lindsay, 21 - fresh out of rehab - is on their help list, too.The aim of the Network is to rid Hollywood of drink-driving, serial recklessness, promiscuity and other 'sins'.They hope to 'change the spiritual climate of Hollywood, from the inside out', reports the Daily Telegraph.The Christian group reportedly sells red wristbands with the stars' Hollywood postcodes on to remind followers to pray for them.

Paris Hilton's shower games

Paris Hilton is worried about what games to play at Nicole Richie's baby shower.The hotel heiress is co-hosting the bash with her 'The Simple Life' co-star and wants to make sure everything is perfect on Sunday (18.11.07).She said: "I honestly don't know what you play at a shower. Maybe I'll find a book or something to get some ideas." Paris is also having trouble deciding what gift to get the mother-to-be as nobody knows the sex of the baby. She said: "I don't know what to get her. Because most of us don't know yet what she's having. She doesn't know if she's having a boy or a girl."I thought for sure she'd want to know, but she decided to wait."Guests at the Beverly Hills Hotel bash include Paris' sister Nicky and their mother Kathy, as well as Nicole's mother Brenda. Paris added: "It's going to be really nice, with just us girls. Just Nicole's closest girlfriends and female relatives." However, Nicole and her fiancé Joel Madden don't want expensive presents and have asked friends to donate the gifts to their new children's charity.Nicole and the Good Charlotte frontman have set up the Richie Madden Children's Foundation for mothers in need and have asked friends and family to give baby accessories to their charity.A source said: "Nicole and Joel has asked friends to give cribs, strollers and stuffed animals to their foundation."Next month, the charity will also donate 100 'Mom-to-Be kits' to the Los Angeles Free Clinic.

Spears Runs Over Another Paparazzo's Foot.

Britney Spears is facing more legal trouble after running over another paparazzo's foot on Wednesday night (14Nov07) - leaving the snapper screaming in pain.The troubled pop star was leaving the parking lot of the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills, California when she accidentally rolled her Mercedes-Benz over a photographer's foot, causing a ruckus among the paparazzi.

In video footage of the incident posted on, Spears can be seen trying to make her way out of the car park as a hotel valet tells the photographers to "back off the driveway".
Seconds later, a man can be heard screaming and the other snappers shout out to Spears, saying, "Whoa! Stop! Stop!" The valet then says, "Back off the drive gentlemen, this won't happen if you back off."

This is the third time Spears has been involved in such an accident - last month (Oct07), she ran over the foot of another snapper, while doing the same to a Los Angeles County Sheriff deputy, who got his foot caught under the star's Mercedes.

This is the latest in a string of traffic incidents for the 25-year-old - on Monday (13Nov07), Spears was accused of leaving a paparazzo seriously injured after knocking him off his motorcycle.

She was also recently caught running a red traffic light at a busy junction in Los Angeles, while she narrowly escaped a hit and run conviction in October (07) after agreeing to settle an August (07) parking lot accident out of court.

50 Cent's chicken rider

50 Cent's demands for his latest tour include a KFC chicken bucket and a well-done expensive fillet mignon steak.The hip-hop star gave an 18-page rider to each British concert venue he will be visiting, which also includes peanut butter, various jams, scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, French toast, pancakes, waffles and crepes.

He also wants his food served to him on the finest china and the correct silverware as "presentation is VERY important" to the rap mogul.50 is not the first star to make huge demands.Earlier this year, Justin Timberlake requested Beano anti-gas tablets to be flown over from the US as part of his rider for the London leg of his 'FutureSex/LoveSounds' tour.

He also demanded two dressing rooms, which had to be kept at a constant 22 degrees Celsius, and a continuous supply of Hershey chocolate bars.Sheryl Crow demanded a fleet of vehicles, including four buses, six cars and three tractor trailers, for her 'Stop Global Warming College Tour'.

Lindsay Lohan's speedy sentence

Lindsay Lohan served just 84 minutes of her 24-hour jail sentence yesterday (15.11.07). The 'Mean Girls' star handed herself in to Los Angeles County's Lynwood Jail at 10.30am to serve the remainder of her DUI (driving under the influence) sentence and was released at 11.54am. Nicole Richie served 82 minutes in the same prison for a DUI conviction in August, while earlier this year, Paris Hilton served 23 days at Lynwood for driving with a suspended licence. Lindsay was sentenced to the mandatory minimum of four days in jail after pleading no contest to two DUI charges. Prosecutors agreed to reduce this to just two days if she served 10 days of community service. The 21-year-old actress had already served one day after the authorities gave her credit for the time she spent in custody following her July arrest. Lindsay - who checked out of Utah's Cirque Lodge rehab centre on October 5 after a stay of over two months - was also placed on three years probation and must complete an 18-month alcohol education programme as part of her plea bargain. The 'Freaky Friday' star began her community at a Los Angeles American Red Cross blood services facility blood donor centre on Monday (12.11.07).

Why the knives are out for Amy Winehouse

Every now and then a music critic opens rival newspapers to find opinion of a previous night's concert entirely at odds with their own. But, on the train back from Birmingham yesterday morning, I found myself increasingly angry at the coverage of Amy Winehouse's NIA show which I reported to be slurred and emotional - but mighty powerful for all that. The Daily Mirror website crowed over a "shambles" in which the tearful singer "hurled down" her microphone. Under the headline "Amy's crazed rant at her fans", the Sun's took a pious tone on her apparent drunkenness. When I got home, I watched their footage of the worst moments of the gig: they were tame and I was struck by the deafening cheering. Then, I tuned to the BBC to hear of Winehouse's "appalled" fans demanding their money back. And I wondered: what on earth did these people expect? The 24-year-old's troubles have been fodder for months now. She has been photographed drunk and bloody. She cancelled shows due to "health issues" and confessed to chemical addictions, bulimia and bipolar disorder. Then this week her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, was arrested and later remanded in custody on a charge of conspiracy to pervert the course of justice. If the "appalled fans" had bought their £20 tickets to see a slick, wholesome pop show, they'd have had cause for complaint. But they can't pretend that was the case. Whatever else Winehouse might be accused of, the self-proclaimed "ugly drunk" can't be charged with mis-selling herself. She lives a life of high drama. And she has used that troubled experience to create an excellent album's worth of highly dramatic songs about desperate love, alcohol addiction and drug smoking. Her "appalled fans" must have heard them or they wouldn't have paid for tickets. I should have known that parts of the media had decided how the story would run before Winehouse even hit the stage. Before she did, I was approached by a gossip columnist -himself "several pints down" - who told me what he wanted out of the night. He had to leave before the show ended and phoned me up afterwards for scandal. "Tell me she fell over - go on!" "She dropped her mic," I told him. "She stumbled a bit. But her voice, her own songs: when they were great, boy, were they great." He didn't like it. "Yeah, but she insulted the audience! I heard that!" So now we come to the "crazed rant". When a group of young men booed, Winehouse pointed out that if they didn't like her music they were "muggy ****s" for buying tickets. While indecorously phrased, she had a point. There was definitely an element of rubber-necking in some groups. They'd come to leech off the drama. To participate in it. As she cried and drank and proclaimed that she loved her husband, I hope they got their money's worth. It takes guts to walk out on stage and perform your personal tragedy for public consumption, stadium-size. It takes even more to defend yourself when a few people think your emotion might get the better of you. I couldn't do it. I doubt many of the booers could either. Because Winehouse is a real, honest talent. A great unflinching songwriter with a raw voice. And, in the tradition of artists like Billie Holiday and Nina Simone, she came out and gave it to us, how it felt. Passionate, desperate, tragic and lonely. She was a little lost girl with the strength to howl it like it was. I've seen Winehouse perform many times, apparently drunk and seemingly sober. To be honest, it's hard to tell the difference. She always slurs, wanders, wobbles, gets caught up in the emotion. I saw her sing to a tent of about 12 people in Texas with just an acoustic guitar for accompaniment. She poured her soul into those songs. She didn't seem to care who was listening. And that's true artistry. I hope she beats the booze. I am sorry she's in the mess she's in. But I wish the jeerers wouldn't take away the one thing she really has, which is a huge ability to sing songs I suspect will still be around decades from now. Perhaps the most depressing criticism of Winehouse came from a young fan I met on my way out of the venue. "I didn't think it was bad," said the girl, "but she didn't sing it the way she sang it on the album." Isn't that the whole reason we go to see musicians perform live? To catch something different? A moment of unrepeatable emotion? Although Winehouse messed up several songs, when she poured her present distress into love songs to Blake I felt my own heart break for her just a little. It must have been like that to see Holiday or Simone. Flaky. Brilliant. Honest. Live. And, even for the "appalled", surely unforgettable.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Paris Hilton does some pole dancing (sexiness not included)

Paris Hilton attempted to be an exotic dancer at Club Marquee in New York early this morning. It’s kind of sad to watch Paris attempt to press her breasts together. It’s like watching an ant try to move a dump truck. It ain’t happening. At least for her anyway. The ant has a good shot, and not just because I gave him steroids last night because I was bored. Yeah, my Xbox broke so I decided to play God. I also replaced my feet with skis so I’m totally going to kick ass this winter. Even though I, uh, live in the desert. Hmm, maybe I should’ve thought this through a little more. I think I need a doctor. Now where did I park my dog-truck...

Fans offered chance to sleep in David Beckham's bed

Austrian radio station will let listener roll in his dirty sheetsAn Austrian radio station is said to be offering listeners a chance to sleep in the same bed as David Beckham.They are reported to have agreed a deal with a hotel where Becks, 32, and his England teammates are planning to stay.The competition winner will be able to enter David's room after he's checked out - and before the chambermaids change the sheets.And they might even be able to nab his pants.David is said to often leave his boxers lying on the floor because he never wears them more than once, reports the Daily Star.As Becks is the new face of Armani underwear, they should be designer specials - worth a fortune on eBay.

Amy Winehouse's Blake ban

Amy Winehouse was left devastated after she was banned from visiting husband Blake Fielder-Civil in jail.The 'Rehab' singer arrived at London's Pentonville Prison yesterday (13.11.07) but was told Blake's mother, Georgette, had already taken his only permitted visit for that day.Sources claim Blake's family have started to turn on Amy as they blame her for his downfall.One source told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "Things are very bad between Blake's and Amy's family. Amy is struggling to talk to his parents. They are not taking any of her calls.
"Amy was devastated when she heard Blake's mum booked herself in for the jail visit as Amy was desperate to see him. She went to the prison anyway but was told she couldn't come in.
"Blake has been calling his mum from prison, blaming everyone but himself. To his mum, Blake can do nothing wrong."Blake was arrested last week after being accused of GBH and trying to pervert the course of justice.Amy's friends are concerned about her well-being and make sure she has someone with her at all times to stop her from self-harming.Blake is also said to be struggling inside prison and has been crying constantly - much to his fellow inmates' disgust.
A source said: "He keeps crying and going on about Amy. The other inmates have already started calling him Soft Boy."He really needs to toughen up if he wants to last until his trial."

Britney Spears' £80k body

Britney Spears is planning to spend £80,000 on cosmetic surgery.The 'Gimme More' singer believes having a tummy tuck, nose job, chemical peel and boob job will help boost her career. A source said: "Britney rips pages out of magazines with pictures of the perfect body parts she wants. When she sees so many pictures of her in magazines it is impossible for her not to scrutinise every detail of her body."She is so insecure over how much her body has changed since becoming a mother. She has said she will do whatever it takes to get back to her best even if that means getting a helping hand through surgery."Britney's top-to-toe makeover is said to include £8,000 on liposuction for her thighs and chin, £12,000 on breast enhancement, £8,000 on a nose job, a £15,000 tummy tuck and £5,000 on chemical peels. Consultations with surgeons, dieticians and fitness trainers are expected to top up the total bill to over £80,000. The star's friends are concerned with Britney's growing obsession over her appearance and medical experts have warned cosmetic surgery doesn't always improve self-confidence. Clinical psychologist Linda Blair told Britain's Closer magazine: "People often think surgery will solve all their problems but it really won't. Most clinics will not go ahead with a procedure if things are not right with the patient mentally. Patients can experience terrible disappointment if they have surgery and then find nothing has improved in their life."

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Britney Spears is the new Mother Teresa

Britney Spears is helping raise money for UNICEF by participating in a charity auction with X17. The item Britney donated: One signed copy of her new album “Blackout.” Clearly her generosity knows no bound, but it does have a press release: "I think it's important to give back and with the release of Blackout, this seemed like the perfect opportunity to give the fans a chance to bid on something to help children everywhere.” Perhaps a more opportune time for Britney Spears to auction off an autographed copy of her new album might have been, I dunno, about two weeks ago when it came out. Yeah, back when these other people, I think they’re called a record label, were trying to promote it without her. But, it’s cool. What nobody understands is that Britney was too busy eating fried chicken and dressing like a slutty pirate. Because she loves the children so much. Edit: So I scoped out the auction on eBay. At the time of this post it was up to $7200.00. But here’s the best part: “The pop princess has autographed both the insert and the CD in black permanent marker.” Ooh, yes, permanent marker! That shit’s permanent. Where’s my wallet?

Paris Hilton is pregnant(-looking)

Okay, I don’t get to do this very often, but I’m bringing you some exclusive news*: Paris Hilton is pregnant. Scope out that baby bump underneath her maternity dress. Oh, yeah, it’s on. While you gals plan the baby shower I’ll be stockpiling ammunition and canned goods for the coming collapse of civilization. Do you think I can fit a missile launcher in my basement? I think there’s room next to the Jacuzzi which, you know, is definitely staying. I’ll need that baby to seduce the few remaining women and repopulate the planet with my super seed. Or at least that’s what I’ll tell them. Actually, none of this is very different from my current routine except afterwards I won’t laugh and yell “Gotcha!” But then it won’t really be making love… *This exclusive news may or may not have been completely made up by me and based on absolutely no facts whatsoever.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Lindsay Lohan Upskirt With Panties?!

What’s this I see? Is Lindsay Lohan really wearing panties? WOW! Rehab actually worked. Who knew they treated public crotch flashing? Damn!

Pamela Anderson’s Nipples Never Sleep

Here’s Pamela Anderson at the opening night party for Koi in Las Vegas. The girl looks like she could definitely use a good nap, but I guess it’s hard when you’ve got nipples that never want to sleep. They must be on coke.

Paris Hilton’s lipstick ruins classy photo shoot

Paris Hilton appeared at JJ Mahoney’s in South Korea over the weekend. It looks like she may have some lipstick on her teeth. I bet Paris was pissed when she saw these because, well, now she just looks like an idiot. Had it not been for the lipstick, these shots would have been a work of art. You could’ve put them in a museum, that’s how non-retarded she looked. I’m always amazed at the general elegance of a woman awkwardly posing with her arm straight up against a wall. It’s almost like something out of a Da Vinci. You know, if he had the foresight to paint a trampy blonde fixing the crotch of her dress. But I guess he wasn’t such a genius after all.

Britney Spears’ Positive Drug Test Sparks Controversy

A source connected to Britney Spears says she tested positive in one of her recent drug exams, although the source says it was a false positive. “The only thing that comes on the results are the prescriptions, that the court doctor prescribed,” the source close to Spears added, “There has been no illegal drugs or even alcohol in any of the test results.” Britney Spears is seeing a psychiatrist as part of her ongoing custody case. That could be what the source was talking about with respect to the court doctor. There are reports that Britney’s positive drug test last week was due to Provigil, a prescription for treatment of narcolepsy. It turns out this is not the case. In generic drug testing ordered by the courts - the type performed on Britney Spears - there is not a special screening used to detect Provigil. The tests actually performed on Britney Spears (at least until last week) all came back negative, and she had been taking Provigil before that. Strange. Meanwhile, Kevin Federline’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, has contacted TMZ to notify the celebrity news site that he will subpoena a story it posted late last week about Britney running a red light in her Mercedes. Mark Vincent Kaplan wants the tape for a court appearance Wednesday. The story, which ran Friday on TMZ, shows Britney - her kids in the back and the court-appointed monitor ducking in horror in the front - blowing through a red light at an extremely dangerous intersection on Thursday night. A close look at Britney Spears photos from that incident shows her holding a phone up to her face seconds before running the light - as if sending a text message.

SEE PIC Tori Spelling has apple dumpling breasts

Actress shows off her perfectly-rounded boobs Wearing a (rather creased) strapless purple number to Out Magazine's Out Awards in London, Tori Spelling leaves little to the imagination. The actress, 34, who has always denied having plastic surgery, shows off two perfectly-rounded forward-facing boobs. It's amazing what a good boned bra can do.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

J.K. Rowling's naked Harry wish

J.K. Rowling wants Harry Potter to be completely naked in the next movie. The Scottish author saw Daniel Radcliffe, who plays the boy wizard in the big screen adaptations of her magical book series, strip off on the London stage for his role in 'Equus' and joked it would be interesting to see her character in the buff. Daniel said: "When Jo came to see 'Equus', she popped backstage afterwards and said, 'In the next film, Harry's going to be naked all the time!' " The 18-year-old actor also confessed he feels he can be a disappointment to his female fans when they met him in real life. He added: "I don't think I intimidate them. I disappoint them if anything. Because on screen everyone looks cool. In real life they don't look as good. I don't, anyway." Daniel is being replaced in 'Equus' by Lily Allen's brother Alfie. He is set to go on a nationwide tour starting in Chichester on January 31.

Holly Willoughby: Kids' TV was wild and naughty

TV presenter admits to nights of drinking before early morning shows TV presenter Holly Willoughby admits she used to drink all night before presenting ITV's Saturday morning children's show Ministry Of Mayhem. 'There were times when we went straight from the hotel bar to going live on air,' she recalls. 'Everyone in children's TV drinks until 5am. If you mess up, no one cares.' Holly, 26, actually vomited on live TV after one 'bonkers' binge. 'It doesn't help when you read the script and you've got to drink anchovies in custard with some 8-year-old.' The show, later renamed Holly And Stephen's Saturday Showdown, saw its final episode aired in July 2006. 'It got a bit too wild when my breast popped out of my dress,' Holly tells Live magazine. Now fronting dating programmes Streetmate and Holly And Fearne Go Dating, the memories of kids' TV linger on. 'No matter how hard you scrub in the shower,' says the former teen model, 'you can't get the smell of custard pie off your skin.'

Amy Winehouse's husband charged and held in custody

Blake Fielder-Civil banged up until 23 November Blake Fielder-Civil has been charged with attempting to pervert the course of justice. Amy Winehouse sobbed at Thames' Magistrates' Court as a judge ordered that the music video assistant be remanded in custody until 23 November. 'He's told me he's done nothing wrong and I believe him,' the singer, 24, tells the Sun. 'Someone has set him up but whatever happens I'll be there for him.' Blake, 25, was arrested on Thursday night over an alleged conspiracy to fix his upcoming trial for assaulting barman James King. It is alleged that King was offered £200,000 to withdraw his police statement. The maximum penalty for perverting the course of justice is life in prison

Friday, November 09, 2007

I’m to blame for Britney’s woes, says her mom

Britney Spears’ mother has publicly blamed herself for the pop superstar’s woes - because she couldn’t be with her daughter as she grew up on tour.Lynne Spears, 52, insists her daughter’s problems have been building up for years, and now the singer’s a mess as she battles for custody of her kids.Worried Lynne fell out with the singer earlier this year after she was part of an intervention party that reportedly forced Britney into rehab, but she insists her daughter has been showing signs of losing it for years. In an exclusive interview with Life and Style magazine, Lynne claims her troubled daughter would be in a much better place if she had joined Britney on the road after her pop career took off.She says, “I wish I’d been there more while she was touring, but I couldn’t be. I had the other kids to look after.
“I didn’t raise my children to have Hollywood careers. This all just exploded in my face, and big dreams became big headaches.” Britney’s problems seem to be getting worse. She lost custody of her sons, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, to ex-husband Kevin Federline, and her visits with her boys must be supervised by a court-appointed monitor. The monitor recently criticised Britney’s parenting skills and asserted that the singer is “often distracted and in her own world when she has the kids.”