Thursday, November 29, 2007

Marco Jaric: Nailing Jumpers, Adriana Lima

Marco Jaric averages 9.3 points per game for the worst team in the NBA. But the random Minnesota Timberwolves guard is among the leaders for MVP voting now that his relationship with Victoria’s Secret goddess, Adriana Lima, has been made public.While teammate Mark Madsen wouldn’t comment on whether or not anything he’s seen on Marco Jaric in the shower might have led to this impressive conquest, he did say that Lima has helped Jaric’s mediocre basketball skills:“Ever since he started dating Adriana Lima, he’s a new man. He’s flying all over the court. He dunked! I’ve never seen him dunk.”
Take this, Tony Romo! Marko Jaric is one-upping your tanging of Jessica Simpson (and Alli Sims, and Sophia Bush, and Carrie Underwood…) with Adriana Lima.