Monday, November 26, 2007

Paris Hilton doesn't respect the pregnantly

Paris Hilton helped throw a lavish The Wizard of Oz-themed baby shower for Nicole Richie last weekend. InStyle magazine had exclusive rights to photos of the event, but soon pirated pics began to surface. A friend of Nicole blames Paris Hilton. Apparently all the leaked pictures have Paris right in the center as the star and “they look set up,” according to NY Daily News:

The pics, priced at around $3,000 to $4,000, did not sell since the celebrity tabloids closed early last week, due to Thanksgiving.But in the opinion of our conspiracy theorist: "None of the money would have been for Paris — for her it's about the attention."Paris Hilton will probably Photoshop her face over Nicole Richie’s vagina in the delivery photos. Though, this time, it won’t just be for the attention. It’ll be to prove that, yes; she can indeed birth a child through her giant whore mouth. You know, in case we were all wondering, which, I gotta admit, I totally was. I’m not afraid to tackle the tough questions. Like, can Amy Winehouse shoot flies out of her mouth just like that other mummy in that Brendan Fraser movie?