Thursday, May 31, 2007

Brad Pitt's pizza party

Brad Pitt entertained his children with empty pizza boxes at daughter Shiloh's first birthday party. The 'Ocean's Thirteen' star and Shiloh's mother Angelina Jolie threw a bash for their daughter in Prague on Sunday (27.05.07) with her adopted brothers Maddox, five, Pax Thien, three, and two-year-old adopted sister Zahara. A source told Us Weekly magazine: "One time, when the kids were bored, Brad had them all throwing empty pizza boxes as Frisbees. Obviously, Shiloh was too young to join in, but you could hear her laughing." The family feasted on cookies and cake and decorated the party with 50 brightly coloured balloons. Angelina - who is in Prague filming new thriller 'Wanted' - had to work in the morning, but was home by 2pm to be with Shiloh on her birthday. Meanwhile, it has been revealed that Brad and Angelina are to decorate their children's bedrooms according to their country of birth. The couple's four children were all born in different continents and the pair are set to revamp their rooms in homage to their roots. A source said: "Brad and Angelina want to give the kids a strong sense of their own culture while growing up in America, so they never lose the link to their past." Angelina adopted Maddox from a Cambodian orphanage in 2002, and Zahara from Ethiopia in 2005. The couple had Shiloh together a year ago, and Angelina adopted Pax Thien from Vietnam in March.

Rihanna Doubles Up By Topping U.s. Charts.

Rihanna Doubles Up By Topping U.s. Charts.... Rihanna has joined the ranks of the acts who have topped the U.S. and U.K. pop charts at the same time after taking her catchy new tune Umbrella to number one in America. The pretty Bahamian scored a second week at the top of the British charts earlier this week (beg28May07), and now she has rocketed to number one in America, with 277,000 digital sales - the highest debut week sum. Rihanna faced a tough challenge at the top, however - Party Like a Rockstar by Shop Boyz has jumped up from 52 to two on the new countdown. Maroon 5's charttopper from last week, Makes Me Wonder, slips to number three on the new chart, while rapper T-Pain's Buy U a Drank (Shawty Snappin') drops to four. American Idol winner Jordin Sparks scores the week's highest debut - her first single, This Is My Now, enters the chart at number 15. Idol runner-up Blake Lewis debuts at 18 with his version of Bon Jovi's You Give Love a Bad Name.

Abdul 'Hurt' By Leaked Meltdown Tape.

PAULA ABDUL has blasted the "illegal" and "unethical" leaking of a videotape of a recent conference call in which she sobs on camera and blames her management for treating her badly. In footage obtained by the New York Post, the American Idol judge can be seen blasting former representative Howard Bragman - who she accuses of calling her "a whining bitch and a loser". But Abdul feels the leak has violated her privacy. She tells website, "I am deeply hurt and extremely disappointed that someone has taken a private telephone conversation that I had with my representatives and released it to the media. Click here to find out more! "This is not only illegal but also highly unethical. "While I don't feel a need to justify or explain my conversation, even as a public figure I do feel my privacy has been violated and find this action to be unacceptable."

Hilton To Share Cell With Reckless Driver.

Hilton To Share Cell With Reckless Driver.... Troubled socialite Paris Hilton will share her prison cell with a reckless driver during her 23-day jail sentence. The hotel heiress has to report to Los Angeles' Century Regional Detention Center by 5 June (07) to start serving her sentence for violating her probation following her 2006 drink-driving arrest. According to tmz, the prison has chosen a female cellmate whom they believe will not want to "cash in" on Hilton's stay. Sources claim prison chiefs have already started searches of anything electronic and have sent a memo to staff warning them they face being fired if pictures of Hilton apear in the press.

Lindsay Lohan Happy In Rehab

Friends say that Lindsay Lohan is happy in rehab and that she is “learning to be okay.” Although she has only been a patient at the Promises Treatment Center for a few days, sources say that she is doing really well. Of course they would say that. They don’t want to tell you about the awful Oxycontin withdrawal she is most likely going through right now. Andwhile we all hope Lindsay is indeed happy in rehab, it’s highly doubtfu that the serial party girl has adjusted to a sober life so quickly.

Nicole Richie Fries Joel Madden’s BMW

Once again Nicole Richie gets in to trouble behind the wheel. This time she somehow manages to overheat her boyfriends BMW 745 in Beverly Hills. And this was just hours before she got parking ticket for leaving her car in a loading zone while she got her hair done. The moral of the story is not to let Nicole Richie drive your expense car.

Princess Madeleine of Sweden Bikini Candids

Ever wonder what a 24 year old Swedish Princess looks like or what her Royal Highness does all day. Gorgeous and blonde like a Swedish princess should be, Princess Madeleine looks amazing in her white bikini. We aren’t jealous, much.

Rare Sighting: Christina Aguilera In Flats!!!!

OMG! Either Christina Aguilera is sick or sad or the universe is all out of whack. When was the last time you saw Xtina out, even dressed down in jeans, when she wasn’t rockin’ some awesome Louboutin’s? But unlike some other blonde LA girls (read: Jessica Simpson) Christina’s legs still look long and lean when she kicks in pink ballerina flats.

Tea Leoni Beach Candids

When did the young and gorgeous Tea Leoni become so manly and middle-aged looking? Please don’t take our shock and suprise at how unfeminine Tea looks as a dig at her. We totally get that she is a mom and is not 20 years old anymore, and we know when not caught off guard in her unflattering bikini she is still one hot mama!

Paris Hilton Lockdown Countdown: Four More Days

We learned yesterday that Paris Hilton’s jail sentence hasn’t lost her all her jobs. She is still scheduled to appear in something IMBD lists as “Fashionistas” and she managed to get in one last photo shoot before heading off to the slammer. And in between work and play (read: Memorial Day party that only thin people were invited to) Paris has managed to get her body as well as her mind clean and healthy. And pumping up those scrawny arms of hers for her first prison fight.

Strange! Hilary Duff’s Breasts Are Not That Big!

The new Hilary Duff video Stranger came out the other day, but because of my hectic schedule playing Guitar Hero II, I only got around to watching it now. Anyway, I’m glad she finally took my advice and decided to slut it up a bit. It was definitely needed to take her career to a whole new level! Now the video is pretty hot but the music, well, what I can say? At least it’s better than Avril Lavigne’s new stuff. Err.. so I guess that’s a compliment. I do have one complaint though! Her boobs are huge during a few of the scenes. Normally, I’d never complain about a chick for having a big rack, but Hilary isn’t fooling anyone. It’s OK Hilary! There’s nothing to be ashamed about having small breasts. Especially when they’re already Tuna Aprroved!

Paulina Rubio Shows Us Her Pink Panties!

I love Paulina Rubio. Don’t ask me to explain it but whatever this girl does turns me on. Here she is at MTV’s TRL performing, and like all her performances she gives the public what they really want: a glimpse of that fine body of hers. Nevertheless, I have to say I’m disappointed that she decided to wear pink panties today. I guess MTV execs wouldn’t appreciate Mexican beaver on National Television. Too bad! That would have made for a better story than the one I’m currently posting. Anyway, since Paulina is not a huge star here in the US, I decided to give you an old clip of her showing off her little ass at some award show. I know, I know I’m a nice guy!

Paula Abdul has a meltdown

Paula Abdul was captured having a meltdown during a recent conference call with a group of publicists this week. She says on the tape: "I've never been treated this way and I've never seen anybody treated this way. This is just too much to stomach. I've been going through tremendous amounts of a difficult time. I do a call-in every week for OK! Magazine on 'American Idol.' Because of my brilliant job, they want to do a cover on me. I'm being told by Howard Bragman that I'm too old and no one will ever want to do a cover. I'm being tested. All I've ever wanted in my life is to be treated fairly and be treated with kindness. And I've never in my entire career been treated this way. The people who are supposed to take care of these things do not. I have to clean up after them everywhere they go. And I'm tired of it. Howard Bragman on Monday - he did some disgusting behavior. I had to go to Jimmy Kimmel with no publicist there. [Abdul appeared on Kimmel's show on May 15.] I go on with no publicist there and I pay this man ... I don't understand how this man can call me a whining bitch. I've never in my life been called a whining bitch and a loser." Remember last week when she allegedly broke her nose after tripping over her Chihuahua? Turns out she lied, and she actually cut it when she threw a glass against the wall and it shattered. So, yeah, if you couldn't already tell from just looking at her, there's something very wrong with her mind. I give it a week before she can't even walk straight, and starts stumbling around mumbling incoherently, unable to focus her eyes. And by a week I mean two years ago.

Jessica Alba hates the paparazzi

It's basically assumed for all celebrities, but Jessica Alba says she hates the paparazzi. She tells Parade magazine: “I could give two shits about them. They’re so lame, I can’t even believe that’s a real job. I can’t imagine they even pay taxes.” How ironic. I usually hate the paparazzi too, except when they're bringing me pictures of Jessica Alba. When they're bringing me pictures of Jessica Alba I want to lift them on a pedestal and sacrifice small animals to them. And maybe brush their hair as I hand-feed them grapes. You know, regular stuff. Healthy stuff.

Pax Thien Jolie becomes a Pitt

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's newest adopted child, 3-year-old Pax Thien Jolie, was officially renamed Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt today in a Los Angeles County Superior Court. Keep in mind this kid's original name was Pham Quang Sang. So, yeah, it makes sense that now his name is Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt. It's practically the same word. Only completely different and not the same at all.

Lindsay Lohan addicted to OxyContin

Lindsay Lohan's dad, Michael Lohan, is claiming that Lindsay is being treated for the powerful painkiller OxyContin in addition to her drug and alcohol addiction. He tells E!: "I spoke to the people treating Lindsay, because I wanted to make sure she was getting the right care. And I'm satisfied they are doing the right thing for her, helping her detox from the painkillers and things. That's a very important step. And I learned they use the 12-step program which includes a lot of lessons based on God's teachings, so I was satisfied with that. First she needs to get clean, then she needs to let God into her life." Keep in mind this guy was also just released from jail and is estranged from his daughter. The guy who works at Starbucks and saw Lindsay Lohan from across the street one time probably has a closer relationship with her than this guy.

Paris Hilton still living life

Paris Hilton heads off to jail in less than five days, but that hasn't stopped her from hooking up with new guys and finding work. She was spotted at The Grove shopping center in LA with a new boy toy who refused to give his name when asked for it by the paparazzi. Additionally, she was seen coming home carrying a new script and looking absolutely delighted. This is just disturbingly optimistic. The first time I was sent to jail I wasn't making new boyfriends and reading scripts. No, I was getting stopped at the border while trying to cross into Mexico.

Christina Aguilera Stinks

Here's Christina Aguilera, thankfully having retired that Bugle Girl from Company B shtick she's been flogging all over lately. I'm over it. Bitches are bitching that her new scent smells like death . Market research groups who tested people's first impressions of her new range - called Simply Christina - labelled it "tacky". A member of one London panel said: "The packaging looked cheap and we went away unimpressed." It probably smells like Rosie the Riveter and Burma Shave. That's the era she's goin' for!

Rihanna Knows Firsthand That Crack is Whack

Ronald Reagan's Daughter Has A Message For You, Lohan Lindsay LohanWith her new album, "Good Girl Gone Bad," 19-year-old R&B singer, Rihanna, simply wanted her image to change from the "innocent, generic shell" that she felt she had been previously presenting to the world into a more mature perception. However, she'll probably be careful not to go so "bad," that she ends up in the revolving door of rehab, like a lot of her famous peers, because of witnessing her father's struggle against an addiction to crack. "I just knew that my mom and dad would always argue when there was a foil paper with an ashtray," she says. "He would just go into the bathroom all the time. I didn't know what it was. ... [But] he knew that to get closer to [his kids], he had to cut that out. And he did." I hate when I find out that someone actually has been exposed to someone who smoked crack, or even worse, that they themselves did. It always makes it awkward when they say something ridiculous and you accidentally respond by saying, "Are you smoking CRACK or something?" And you realize that, oops, they just might be.

Ronald Reagan's Daughter Has A Message For You, Lohan

Patti Davis, authoress and daughter of Ronald and Nancy Reagan, wrote a commentary about the recent rehab trend among fame victims for Newsweek . And in it, she writes about how she considers treating rehab like a strategic career move to be "practically blasphemous". Preach on, Patti! "How lucky these celebrities are to be able to go to one of these facilities (which are not cheap) and to benefit from the wisdom and help that waits behind the gates." Regarding her own experience, "I struggled for years to learn on my own what someone like Lohan could learn in months, if she were willing to do so. Of course, that learning also has to be followed by practice. Every day. Forever. But it can start in rehab," Davis writes. She also writes about her own addiction to speed and coke, and mentions how she wanted coke so bad post-rehab that she would drive her nails into her palm and draw blood! Dude, NEVER got hooked on something. I have a Diet Pepsi addiction and it's debilitating. Do you know how bad the aspartame is? Jesus. Wasn't Ron Reagan's son a butt pirate? Not to speak ill of the dead, but I always had the impression Mr. Reagan wasn't too fond of the queers. For his son to be a ballet dancer was delicious. More photos of Lindsay Lohan in and out of Promises after the jump.

Jennifer Braff, Amore Fashion Goddess, On NBC

Jennifer Braff is a hot commodity. The Playboy model and fashionista extraordinaire was snagged by Amore Fashion to represent their lines of clothing, jewelry, bathing suits and other Amore goodies. The spokes model has also joined in on reality tv fun. "The Age of Love" is a fresh new show that asks the age old question, "does age really matter?" A 30 year old hunky bachelor is thrown into the arms of two groups of women. The perky and naïve 20 something's go head to head with the wiser and fabulous 40 something's. Jennifer Braff shows the kids fresh out of college just how fantastic she is. In the spirit of loving all things fashion, Amore is offering a chance to win a FREE pair of Jamie Kreitman Flip Flop's. Watch the show every Monday night and then head over to to answer several questions about the show you just watched. Answer the most questions correctly and you could have your choice of pink, black, olive or white flip flop embellished with a Vintage Heart Brooch. The contest is for VIP of Amore Fashion and A Socialite Life Readers. Simply sign up to become Amore's VIP here. Catch Jennifer Braff and your first chance to win the sandals June 18th on NBC 9/8 central.

Paula's Former Flunkie Wasn't Having It

Earlier today, we reported on that CRAZ-ZAY conference call Paula Abdul had with her "American Idol" people, in which she put former PR guy Howard Bragman on blast for not accompanying her to a taping of the Jimmy Kimmel show. Bragman is speaking up, and setting the record straight. Paula sounds like the kind of person who would forget that she put the cat in the microwave. We've learned that Bragman was on the way to the Kimmel studio when Paula's assistant called and told him that she didn't WANT him to come to the taping. Bragman said OK, and followed instructions. 45 minutes to an hour later, Paula's assistant called Howard, asking where he was! Howard essentially told the assistant -- uh, hello? You just called me and said she didn't want me there. The assistant responded "Well, you know how Paula is." Howard said, "Yes I do, and I'm not a yo-yo and I'm not a puppet." Get it! This is so far from the halcyon days of "Rush, Rush" and being married to Emilio and did you know that I choreographed Janet Jackson? This is pill-popping and paranoia and exhaustion. How in the hell does sitting behind that table lying to plastic young people about their singing abilities result in this?

Jessica Alba is Kinda Annoying

Jessica Alba gave an interview to Parade in which she tells us the usual bullshit - I'm not pretty and the photogs suck and yadda yadda yadda whinecakes. Quit it. On the paparazzi: "I could give two sh-ts about them. They're so lame, I can't even believe that's a real job. I can't imagine they even pay taxes." On being a sex symbol: "I don't really pay attention to all that. It's only when people start to treat me like one that it really freaks me out. Most days I wake up and look in the mirror and go, 'ugh.' I don't really think I look all that great." Is what you do a job? You have to read words off a page and stand around relying on having won the genetic lottery. At least they're running around killing royalty with what they do! And enough with this "ugh" shit. There are girls out there having been born with their heads stuck to their sister's and you're giving us "ugh"? I doubt the kid from "Mask" would appreciate your self-deprecation. Wench.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Officials Investigate If Lohan Was Served Drinks Illegally.

Officials Investigate If Lohan Was Served Drinks Illegally.... California officials are investigating whether there is any evidence Lindsay Lohan was illegally served alcohol before she was arrested for driving under the influence on Saturday (26May07). The 20-year-old, who police picked up after she crashed her Mercedes in Beverly Hills, is under the U.S. state's legal drinking age of 21. Before her accident, Lohan was spotted partying in West Hollywood nightclub Les Deux. Website claims to have video footage of the actress leaving the venue at around 3.30am on Saturday morning - an hour and a half after closing time. John Carr, a spokesperson for California's Department Of Alcoholic Beverage Control (Abc), has confirmed his agency is investigating whether there is evidence Lohan and other youths were served alcohol illegally, and whether they were served drinks after hours. Les Deux has issued the following statement: "We have and will continue to work closely with the Abc to make sure alcohol is consumed by responsible people of the legal drinking age, in a responsible manner. Click here to find out more! "Les Deux is a restaurant and there is no age limit for our patrons. Lindsay had dinner at Les Deux that night and waited for friends to pack up the DJ supplies, thus leaving Les Deux after closing. "Because of the enormous paparazzi presence outside of Les Deux that night, we allowed her to stay late and wait for her friends. She was not drinking at Les Deux, and left driven by her driver." Lohan checked into the Promises clinic in Malibu on Monday (28May07). Earlier this year (07), she received treatment at the Wonderland Center rehab facility in Hollywood.

Anne Heche Loses First Round Of Divorce Battle.

ANNE HECHE's estranged husband has won the first round in the couple's bitter divorce battle. Videographer Coleman Laffoon has been granted shared temporary custody of the couple's five-year-old son Homer and Los Angeles Superior Court authorities ignored the actress' plea to terminate the court's jurisdiction over spousal support. Instead they awarded Laffoon $19,000 (£9,500) in child and spousal support for May (07). But that's not quite the figure Laffoon had in mind - he filed papers earlier this month (May07) asking his estranged wife for $33,000 (£16,500)-a-month in spousal support. Click here to find out more! Laffoon filed for divorce in February (07) after Heche's romance with Men In Trees co-star James Tupper hit the headlines.

Nicole Richie: 'I'm Not In Rehab'.

Tori Spelling Love Rival Stunned By Gossip Column Report. Canadian TV personality MARY JO EUSTACE was stunned to find out from a New York gossip column her husband was leaving her for actress TORI SPELLING. The mother-of-two was celebrating her birthday with children Jack, 8 and two-year-old Lola when she found out her husband Dean McDermott had been romantically linked to his Mind over Murder co-star. She tells People magazine, "My birthday weekend last year, I came home and somebody called me and said there was going to be something in Page Six...So it just kind of exploded." Nicole Richie: 'I'm Not In Rehab'.... The Simple Life star Nicole Richie has blasted reports she's back in rehab, insisting stories about her troubles are greatly exaggerated. The U.S. media went into a frenzy last week (ends25May07) when Star magazine reported the socialite had checked herself into the Beaumonde facility near Los Angeles - and had photos to prove it. But Richie insists there's absolutely no truth to the reports and the revealing pictures are just photos of her walking into a building. Richie, who once entered rehab for past drug problems, and who last year attempted to tackle an eating disorder with counselling, is convinced the new report surfaced because she had been out of the limelight - on tour with rocker boyfriend Joel Madden - for so long. She explains, "I hadn't been photographed in a few weeks... It's really pathetic. Because I wasn't photographed, people were wondering where I was and then there was a story that I was in rehab. Click here to find out more! "The truth was I was on tour with Joel and I was in random city after random city." Richie insists she has no plans to return to any form of rehab and found the whole story ridiculous: "I actually thought it was really funny how people were talking about it... Do I have a responsibility to get photographed every single day or else people wonder where I am? That's ridiculous." Eustace's fears were confirmed when she was tMeanwhile the socialite has expressed disbelief about her joke email saying she can't believe she's under attack for emailing friends a joke invite to a Memorial Day party. The Simple Life star was making a joke at last years drink driving arrest and the continuing media speculation about her alleged eating disorder in the invite, and is now being asked to explain herself in the same media. But Richie is more concerned about who hacked into her private email account and leaked the confidential invite. Appearing on Wednesdays Kiis-Fm Dj Ryan Seacrest's Los Angeles breakfast show, Richie said, "You know what, it (message) rhymes... Are we really going to take an email that rhymes that seriously? "It's a private email... to my friends, I was joking and I don't think there's anything wrong with it... I think that it's funny. "It's not like I went and posted it on some blog or something; I didn't mean to make it public, and I have every right to say whatever I want to my friends. "It's not that deep... I wanted to write something that rhymes and that was funny. That's it... I do it for every single holiday. "I'm really confused as to why everyone is so shocked that I wrote a joking email to my friends." The first lines of the email read, "Celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer," adding, "There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now."old by McDermott he was leaving the family home for his "soul-mate".

Tori Spelling Love Rival Stunned By Gossip Column Report.

Tori Spelling Love Rival Stunned By Gossip Column Report. Canadian TV personality MARY JO EUSTACE was stunned to find out from a New York gossip column her husband was leaving her for actress TORI SPELLING. The mother-of-two was celebrating her birthday with children Jack, 8 and two-year-old Lola when she found out her husband Dean McDermott had been romantically linked to his Mind over Murder co-star. She tells People magazine, "My birthday weekend last year, I came home and somebody called me and said there was going to be something in Page Six...So it just kind of exploded." Eustace's fears were confirmed when she was told by McDermott he was leaving the family home for his "soul-mate".

Emily Scott Gives Us A Hand

Well it’s Emily Scott’s second appearance on Hollywood Tuna. Emily is the kind of chick who seems to pop up at the right times. When everything in the gossip world has gone stale and there’s nothing remotely interesting to write about, she suddenly appears. Actually, to be honest any hot girl would have done the trick, but Emily just so happened to be in the new FHM Magazine. So thanks Emily for helping out.

Bad News! Anna Kournikova Is Not Single!!!

Enrique Iglesias was joking when he announced his split from Anna Kournikova and they are still together. The Spanish heart-throb told journalists during a promotional visit to Sweden that he had split with the former tennis ace. He said, “We’ve split. I’m single now and it’s OK. I don’t mind being single.” But the star has told British magazine Hello he was joking. During an interview with the publication, Iglesias revealed the Russian is still the love of his life. He says, “It is the first serious relationship I’ve had in my life.” Screw you Enrique! You just made me look like a total chump for reporting that you had in fact parted ways with Anna Kournikova. What the hell does she see in you anyway? Besides your good looks, silky smooth crooner voice, Latin dance moves and massive bank account, I don’t think you’re all that. Anyway I hate you because I can’t be you. Next time you wanna be a funny guy and make us laugh, how bout writing all the songs on your next album. That would be a hoot.

Dr. Drew Says Britney Spears Is On The Road To Relapse

Dr. Drew Pinsky analyzed the explanation letter so carefully penned by Britney Spears on her website and has concluded that he is basically full of crap. On being forced into rehab when she had no problem other than depression: Dr Drew says: “You cannot be admitted to a chemical dependency center in California without meeting the criteria, without being chemically dependent.” Dr. Drew also says that Britney still displays ‘addict thinking’ placing blame on people around here and avoiding responsibility and this means she is in a bad place for recovery. Dr. Drew’s final prediction for our pop tart? Not good. “It’s horrible, it’s very sad, but I see flashing danger signs. I think she is on the road to relapse, if she hasn’t relapsed already.” Oh Dr. Drew, were have you been? Don’t you read our blog? Britney was found puking her guts out in the mens bathroom at a nightclub just a few nights ago. I’d say that qualifies as a relapse, no?

Lindsay Lohan Hooked On Oxycontin

Lindsay Lohan estranged father Michael Lohan says his daughter is suffering from several addictions, including alcohol and the painkiller Oxycontin.

“I spoke to the people treating Lindsay, because I wanted to make sure she was getting the right care, and I’m satisfied they are doing the right thing for her, helping her detox from the painkillers and things. That’s a very important step.”

It’s nice that after years of acting a fool himself he is finally taking an interest in his daughters life. Maybe if he hadn’t been out partying while she was younger, she might not be in rehab now. Chris Rock says the daddy’s only job is to keep his daughter ‘off the pole’. But I think that even Chris would concede that phrase also covers drug addiction.

Is Lindsay Lohan The Reason Dita Von Teese Left Marilyn Manson?

This might be the strangest rumor that I’ve heard about Lindsay Lohan yet, and it has nothing to do with drugs. In a video on AOL’s Popeater Blog, Marilyn Manson says that Lindsay had an obsession with changing her clothes in front of him. This information adds more cred to the rumor that Dita Von Teese broke off their marriage due to Lindsay’s constant phone calls to Manson asking him to ‘hang out’. Ever the thoughtful friend, Marilyn goes on to kick Lindsay when she’s down by saying: “How much would it suck that forever you’re going to ‘firecrotch’, you’re gonna have to shave or just roll with it…that’s why she went blonde, slight of hand.” What a gentleman. You can really see how that Evan Rachel Wood fell for him.

Angelina Jolie Accepts Brad Pitt’s Marriage Proposal…Maybe

Another secret wedding rumor about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, but somehow this seems more legit. Why? Because we want to see Brad make an honest woman out of Angie, for the kids sake. So this time the story goes that Angie has secretly accepted Brad’s proposal and is right now organizing a lavish ceremony that will outshine his wedding to Jennifer Aniston. “Brad has been persistent and has now given in, but she wants the day to be really memorable. While she doesn’t want it to be unnecessarily lavish, that’s not her style, it will still be an event Hollywood will never forget. She also wants their children to see it as a huge celebration of her and Brad’s love for them. The daytime part of the celebration will be for the kids, with clowns and balloons and fire-eaters. But then the real party will begin in the evening.” If the rumor is true, the pair are planning on a fall wedding.

Britney Spears vomits uncontrollably

Yesterday, Britney Spears posted a message to her fans blaming everybody else for her problems and saying she didn't need to go to rehab because she didn't have an alcohol problem. But just two nights before on Sunday, she allegedly partied so hard at the Mondrian Hotel's Sky Bar she had to be carried out of the men's restroom where she was found vomiting uncontrollably and unable to walk. The Sun reports: She was overheard telling hotel staff: “I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Things aren’t going well for me at the moment.” The troubled pop princess, who spent a month in rehab earlier this year, was then carried out of the bar sobbing and covered in sick. A source adds: “Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off. She had a room booked at the hotel but was too ill to stay and was begging her bodyguard to take her home. She looked a real mess and was sitting on the floor with her head over the bowl throwing up. There was vomit down the front of her black dress and around her mouth. Britney was on her knees and must have been sick four or five times. She didn’t really seem with it, but I don’t know if she was drunk or not.” The mother-of-two then had to be helped out of the hotel because she couldn’t stand up by herself. Notice the hat and ring? That's a good role model for her kids right there. They'd probably be better off if she just tied them to a donkey and left them in the woods. Hell, they'd receive better parenting from the inside of an oven. That was on. And filled with bees.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Rihanna Fronts Covergirl.

Rihanna Fronts Covergirl.... R&B star Rihanna is following in the footsteps of Queen Latifah, Faith Hill and Brandy by becoming the new face of beauty brand CoverGirl. The Umbrella hitmaker reveals she has long-waited for the chance to front the company's new advertising campaign which launches next month (Jun07). She says, "I always wanted to be a CoverGirl. Every little girl wants to become one. "CoverGirl has worked with other music artists and the brand itself is about make-up. What's not to like? It's a natural fit for me."

Mischa Barton's hospital dashol.

Mischa Barton was rushed to hospital after accidentally mixing her medication with alcohol. The former 'The O.C.' star, who was prescribed antibiotics for a bout of bronchitis, fell ill at a friend's Memorial Day barbeque on Sunday evening (27.05.07) after downing a few cocktails. The 21-year-old actress suffered an adverse reaction to the drugs and was taken to an undisclosed Los Angeles medical facility. Doctors sent Mischa home after just five hours with strict instructions to rest. A representative for Mischa revealed she is now with her family and "feeling much better". Click here to find out more! The actress contracted bronchitis while partying at the Cannes Film Festival last week. Mischa caused a scene at one lavish bash thrown by jewellers De Grisogono, when she had a dramatic bust-up with model Victoria Silvstedt. Mischa was reportedly unimpressed with Victoria following her around and tried to shake her off, but her attempts did not go unnoticed by the blonde Playboy Playmate and the pair had an angry confrontation.

Pamela Anderson Tells Kids About Sex Tape.

Pamela Anderson Tells Kids About Sex Tape. PAMELA ANDERSON was forced to tell her children about the infamous sex tape she made with TOMMY LEE JONES following the release of the Borat movie. Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan features a clip from the video that was stolen from the former Baywatch star in 1998. Anderson says she had "a breakdown" when sons Brandon, 10, and Dylan, nine, wanted to watch the movie, forcing her to come clean about the well-publicised video. She says, "They really wanted to see Borat and I finally had a breakdown and let them because all their friends had. I said, 'There are a few things we have to talk about before you see Borat.' Click here to find out more! And they go: 'We know about the magazines.' So that was one gone! "I kind of went 'la la la la la la la' over the parts I didn't want them to hear. Actually, I did tell them, I said: 'You know, when your dad and I were first together we used to video tape everything. Everybody's naked, hugging, kissing, all that good stuff and someone stole the tape. And I remember when we were watching the film and Dylan goes: 'You mean everybody has seen this?' And I said, 'Yes.'"

Rihanna Keeps Top Spot In U.K. Charts.

Rihanna Keeps Top Spot In U.K. Charts.... R&B star Rihanna remains in the top spot in the U.K. charts for the second week running. The singer made chart history last week when her track Umbrella - featuring Jay-Z - secured top spot in the charts on download sales alone. Maroon 5 remain at number two with Makes Me Wonder and Beyonce & Shakira keep the third spot with their track Beautiful Liar. Maroon 5 also triumphed in the album charts with It Won't Be Soon Before Long, while Linkin Park slipped to two with Minutes to Midnight. Amy Winehouse takes the third spot with Back to Black.

Lindsay Lohan Wreckage Surfaces On Auction Website.

Lindsay Lohan Wreckage Surfaces On Auction Website. Wreckage from LINDSAY LOHAN's weekend car crash is up for auction on website Bidding on the "pieces and parts" starts at $100 (£50) and ends on Sunday (03Jun07), although no bids have been made yet. Lohan lost control of her Mercedes in Beverly Hills, California at around 5.30am on Saturday (26May07), hitting a curb and trees, and was taken to Century City Hospital where she was treated for minor injuries. She was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence after police found a "usable amount of illegal narcotics", thought to be cocaine, at the scene of the crash. Click here to find out more! eBay seller 'shemastyle' writes: "Up for auction are 100 per cent authentic guaranteed pieces and parts of actress Lindsay Lohan's Mercedes SL 65 AMG black convertible recovered from the scene of the accident. "Before the scene was completely cleaned up, we recovered these remaining fragments of her car, including the front lights and parts of the body. "The winning bidder will receive a sworn written and signed statement to the exact accounts and claims stated above from the person who recovered these items from the scene. "This is not a joke. It's just Hollywood Memorabilia for those who are interested in such things."

Paris Hilton Goes To Jail Count Down: Day Five

Welcome to the Paris Hilton Goes To Jail Countdown where we will counting down the days until we see our justice system in action. The purpose of this countdown is to see how a millionaire socialite with no respect for the law spends her last few days of freedom. We all know she spent most of the past two weeks moping around LA and Beverly Hills buying spiritual books so let’s start with her Memorial Day plans.

Paris put prison out of her mind and decided to throw a party in honor of all the men and women who have proudly served our country in the armed forces. Strangely, no one from the military was actually invited. But these folks were, Nicole Richie, Elisha Cuthbert and of course sister Nicky Hilton.

Nicole Richie’s Memorial Day Party Invitations In Poor Taste

Nicole Richie’s bad taste does not only extend to her clothing. Girlfriend needs some etiquette lessons. In a party hosted by Paris Hilton, Nicole sent out the e-vites that read: “Let’s glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans, even though we have no…clue what Memorial Day really means!!…There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!” Of course, she says its a joke. Maybe the part about being over 100 pounds, but I can believe that these tarts have no idea what Memorial Day is about.

Britney Spear’s Back On TV In A Tanning Reality Show

Britney Spears loves her fake tan so much she is guest starring on a new E! TV show called Sunset Tan that is, sadly, a reality show about tanning. In the footage of Britney that appears to be filmed before her head-shaving meltdown, Britney happily posed for the camera and showed her new dark tan. When asked what she enjoys about tanning, Brit tells E!: “I love tanning because it’s my time to escape the world.” We would’ve thought she might escape to Fiji or a rent a small island or something, but a tanning salon is good too.

Nicole Richie Barefoot and Pregnant?

Here’s some juicy gossip for you to chew on today. So Nicole Richie is obviously not in rehab so that rumor wasn’t true, so it must mean what her rep said was true. That she was home ‘resting’ last week. Now, ‘resting’ in Hollywood can mean lots of things: overdose, passing out due to lack of food, meltdown, etc. It can also mean pregnant and not wanting to tell anyone yet and that would certainly explain Nicole being under the weather the past few weeks and her run down appearance. Add all that to this picture of her unusually skinny body with a very round belly and you have a major pregnancy rumor.

Lindsay Lohan crashes car, arrested for DUI and cocaine

In case you went on vacation over Memorial Day weekend like I did and missed it, Lindsay Lohan was arrested in Beverly Hills and charged with a misdemeanor DUI early Saturday morning after she crashed her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible into a curb and some trees at 5:30 AM and then fled the scene. She was cited and then released because she has been admitted to a local hospital for minor injuries to her upper chest. Additionally, police found a "usable amount" of cocaine in her car which she could face additional charges for. The AP reports. At the press conference Lt. McCann said: "A usable amount of an illegal narcotic tentatively identified as cocaine was recovered and booked. She was charged with a misdemeanor. There is a potential for additional charges." Her tentative arraignment date is Aug. 24. I'm not entirely sure how she isn't in jail right now. Considering her driving and substance abuse record, the police could shoot her in the head and it'd be totally legal. It might even be written into the Constitution somewhere. I think near the bottom. NOTE: Sorry it took so long to get this up. The moral of the story is: never ever go on vacation. At least not while retarded young girls are still considered celebrities. You never know what kind of insanity you'll miss.

Mischa Barton hospitalized

Mischa Barton was rushed to the hospital last night after suffering an adverse reaction to medication while at a friend's Memorial Day BBQ. She began feeling sick after downing some cocktails which reacted with antibiotics she had been taking to treat bronchitis. TMZ reports: The 21-year-old celeb was rushed to an undisclosed medical facility in Los Angeles, where we are told she is "resting comfortably" ... the starlet is with family and "feeling much better." I learned not to mix alcohol with medication in the second grade. Although to be fair to Mischa, I also designed a car that runs entirely on water when I was in kindergarten, and graduated from Harvard when I was twelve. And here's Mischa Barton and Nicole Richie loading up on groceries right before that fateful Memorial Day BBQ. Judging by the events of the BBQ (and my x-ray glasses) the bags are filled with vodka, cigarettes, and maybe some coloring books. You know, for mental stimulation.

Miss USA eats it

20-year-old Miss Japan ended up winning the 2007 Miss Universe pageant yesterday night, although Miss USA Rachel Smith totally should've won it. No, wait, did I say win? I meant place last. Because she definitely should've placed last (she got fourth runner-up). She slipped and fell during the evening gown portion and, well, that's kind of a big deal when you're in a competition where the only judging criteria are how you look in a bikini and your ability to walk.

Monday, May 28, 2007

Jolie Puts Kids First.

ANGELINA JOLIE will always put her children before her efforts to save the world and fight for humanitarian causes - because that's what her late mother, Marcheline Bertrand, would have wanted. The actress admits memories of her own upbringing often make her stop and consider her four kids before taking on huge projects. Jolie says, "She would spend months trying to just work out my birthday parties. She would spend a full day trying to compose the nicest letter to thanks somebody for something they did. "Sometimes, when I want to take on the world, I try to remember that it's just as important to sit down and ask my son how he's feeling or talk to him about life. "You realise that we have all these big ideas, but if we don't have that central warmth, it's nothing." But Bertrand's legacy has left the actress with one tough task - she has to make the holidays extra special. She adds, "I never really focused on holidays... but I remember every little Easter basket she ever made me. "This year I suddenly feel I've got to do all that, and I've got to do it with a bit of thought and a lot of time."

Victoria Beckham's flab fear

Victoria Beckham is allegedly worried she has flabby arms. The size 0 star, who is married to soccer star David Beckham, has lost weight while she has been house hunting in Los Angeles and is now reportedly concerned about the loose skin on her upper arms. A source told Britain's Grazia magazine: "Victoria has always hated her saggy stomach. But now she's become paranoid about her arms because they're much more exposed - she thinks it's a real sign of ageing." David is allegedly encouraging the 33-year-old to tone up her arms with exercise, rather than resort to a surgical procedure called brachioplasty which removes loose skin on the upper arms. The source added: "Victoria knows exercise will take forever to work. She feels under enormous pressure to look the part when she arrives in Los Angeles as everyone will be scrutinising her."

Shar Jackson Relieved She's No Longer Part Of Britney/kevin Chaos.

Shar Jackson Relieved She's No Longer Part Of Britney/kevin Chaos.... Britney Spears' one-time love rival is relieved the pop star and her ex, Kevin Federline, are no longer a couple - because curious fans have stopped bugging her kids. Shar Jackson admits family life was hell while Spears and Federline were married because everyone wanted to know what she thought about stories surrounding the couple. She tells Usa Today newspaper, "Somebody was always at my door with a camera." Jackson, who is the mother of Federline's two young children, Kori and Kaleb, admits she became accustomed to the attention but her teenage children, Donnie and Cassie, weren't prepared for the questions they'd be asked at school. The aspiring pop singer says, "They've had to change schools twice."

Heather Locklear Still Sexy In A Bikini

I’m not quite sure when these Heather Locklear bikini pictures were taken but I’ve never seen them before. For all I know they could be from the 80’s since Heather still looks exactly the same. Plus it’s hard to tell with that hat and those giant sunglasses covering a lot of her face. If they are recent though, then damn she looks good for her age. Case in point, just check out the friend she’s with, and be glad Heather never went down that road. And here’s hoping she never does, so we’ll be treated to pictures like these for years to come.”