Friday, June 29, 2007

Justin Timberlake & Cameron Diaz Flirt: Jessica Biel Reacts

Jessica Biel had been burning up the phone lines with Justin Timberlake, but she wasn’t planning to visit him on his European tour - until pictures of Justin and Cameron Diaz together on the red carpet at the "Shrek the Third" premiere in London, In Touch Weekly reports. The report claims that Jessica thought the one time rock solid couple looked a bit too close for comfort. Justin Timberlake & Cameron Diaz Flirt: Jessica Biel Flies In Justin Timberlake & Cameron Diaz Flirt: Jessica Biel Flies In “Cameron was flirting with Justin a lot,” says an insider who saw them together. Days later, Jessica boarded a private plane and joined Justin in Stockholm, Sweden. It all went pretty bad for Justin after that after reported altercations were reported and his alleged back stage demands were revealed. Jessica and Justin got together so soon after he broke up with Cameron that many were wondering if he was really over her. But Justin won over Jessica and now she’s trying hard to do the same to him. "She’s working behind the scenes to get Justin all to herself," the pal tells the weekly entertainment magazine. For now, Justin is happy with Jessica. "He’s more himself when he’s around her than he ever was with Cameron,” says a pal. But another friend says he still isn’t over his ex. “There’s still a sexual attraction with Cameron that is clear to see,” says the friend. “I think she’ll always have some hold over him.”

Britney Spears files mom papers

Britney Spears reportedly delivered legal paperwork to her mother yesterday (28.06.07). The troubled singer - who was reported to be planning to file a restraining order against mother Lynne earlier this week - arrived at the set of her sister Jamie Lynn's California TV show and handed her mother two white pieces of folded paper. In a video shot by Splash News, Lynne looked stunned as she read through the paperwork, and had a heated exchange with Britney during which the 'Toxic' singer threw her hands up in the air. Britney waved and smiled to photographers as she returned to her car. The 25-year-old star allegedly visited her attorney to make enquiries about the order last week in an attempt to keep Lynne away from her two sons. The paperwork allegedly claims Lynne is abusing prescription pain medication and should not be allowed to see 21-month-old Sean Preston and nine-month-old Jayden James. Britney is said to blame Lynne for forcing her to enter rehab earlier this year to seek help for her alleged alcohol addiction and post-natal depression.

Paris Hilton is a master of disguise

Paris Hilton flew to Hawaii after her Larry King interview and arrived in Maui yesterday wearing a straw hat, sunglasses, and a black wig. I'm assuming this is part of her campaign to reinvent herself as Smart Paris. Except everything she knows she learned from elementary school jokes, so she doesn't quite realize it takes more than changing your hair color to be taken seriously. She'll always be Paris Hilton. She could win the Nobel Prize in physics and every time you ran into her on the street you'd still feel the uncontrollable need to pee on her.

Police Confirm Lindsay Lohan Was On Drugs The Night Of Car Accident

I don’t think the news that Lindsay Lohan was on drugs the night of her last car accident is a shock to anyone, but we now have confirmation. Published reports show that she had cocaine and twice the legal amount of booze in her system when she got behind the wheel of her car and then crashed into a curb/tree. Police say they are still gathering evidence and are unsure if they will charge her with any crime.

Keeley Hazell For The Finish

Friday has finally arrived and I thought I’d leave you guys with these pictures of Keeley Hazell doing her best Audrey Hepburn impression. She looks a little younger here, which leads me to think they’re from earlier in her career. Anyway, they’re definitely not the sexiest photos she has done but hey, it’s still Keeley Hazell, right? And I don’t think anybody can really complain about seeing more pictures of Keeley and her magnificent pair, especially not on a Friday. Enjoy the weekend.

JT Torregiani: Paula Abdul’s New Man

JT Torregiani may be bumping Paul Sculfor out of the celebrity boyfriend headlines. A day after Paula Abdul’s awful new reality series, Hey Paula, debuted on Bravo, celebrity gossip circles are abuzz over something else new in her life. Or, to be more precise, someone new. Us Weekly reports in the new issue that for the past few months the American Idol judge has been dating restauranteur JT Torregiani. He threw a 45th birthday party for his lady on June 19 at Ketchup, a West Hollywood eatery he co-owns with actress Tara Reid. So the guy obviously knows how to keep good company. And name restaurants. Meet JT Torregiani, the guy lucky enough to reportedly see Paula Abdul nude every night. “You could tell she was so happy to be with him,” says a witness at the bash, which included American Idol alums Jordin Sparks, Blake Lewis and Chris Richardson. “They were cuddling all night.” Abdul and Torregiani met through friends and a source says they’re getting almost as serious as Joel Madden and Nicole Richie. “She introduces him to everyone as her boyfriend,” the insider says. “It’s really cute how she’s so smitten.” Almost as cute as how drunk she is all the time. We wonder if Simon Cowell is jealous.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Jennifer Aniston "Casually" Wants You To Remember Her

It's been about 3 weeks since Jennifer Aniston pulled a trifecta and conveniently was spied dining with a new "mystery man", had the "mystery man" identified as model Paul Sculfor, then denied he was her boyfriend. So you know what that means: time to have unnamed friends remind US Weekly that she's still seeing him, though she's keeping it casual. “Jen and Paul continue to see each other, but it is not serious. She remains cautious of anyone she meets.” Right. Because, again, let's not also forget how wounded and hurt and humiliated poor Jen was when Brad left her and hooked up with Angelina Jolie. Not that we can forget, since someone in Camp Pathetic Aniston is always there to subtlely remind us, huh? But, fear not, her talkative friend also says that Jen is "doing great." Of course, the fact that she has to add that to the story just, again, makes us remember all the many reasons why poor Jen wouldn't be doing so well. She's so obvious. Though I guess it's hard out there for a famewhore.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Tameka Foster and Usher: Expecting!!!

What was previously celebrity gossip can now be classified as celebrity news: Tameka Foster is pregnant. Just a week after hinting that babies could be in the future for herself and Usher, the engaged couple has announced to the Associated Press and People that they’re expecting their first child together, due in the fall. The Expecting Couple “We are extremely excited at this point in our lives planning our wedding and the joy that comes with expecting our first child together,” Usher and Foster said in a statement released to the Associated Press Wednesday. “We hope people will be happy for us and respect our privacy during this happy period in our lives.” A controversial fianceee, Tameka Foster hasn’t exactly been welcomed the arms of her true love’s fans. They call her a gold-digger and an ugly person, insults typically reserved for Heather Mills. “What people don’t realize is that Usher and I were friends for nearly seven years and I worked as his personal stylist for five years. I was the only female friend he felt he could talk to,” Tameka recently told Essence magazine, as she tried to defend their relationship. When asked about plans for babies like little Sam Alexis Woods, Foster added: “Yes, I do plan to have children with Usher. This is the man I love and plan to spend the rest of my life with, so why wouldn’t I want to share that bond of bringing another life into this world with him?” This will be the fourth child for Foster as she attempts to rival Shar Jackson for largest litter. How will Usher’s fans react to the news? Probably as well as Trista Sutter reacted to the idea of cameras filming her pregagncy.

FedEx “Concerned” About Train Wreck Britney Spears

Is Britney Spears in need of help? Is Keeley Hazell nude and in sex tapes a lot? Kevin Federline believes so. To the first part. But the second question is also an obvious yes. If you don’t believe us, follow the link. That is some body. “He thinks [Britney] is too mentally unstable and too young to be a mom,” a Kevin Federline pal (yes, apparently there are such things) tells MSNBC adding that the father of Britney Spears’ two sons “expects full custody of his children one day.” The two share custody of the cute but doomed twosome, Jayden James Federline (nine months) and Sean Preston Federline (21 months), but a divorce is not final. Indeed, the pop singer’s life has seemed “chaotic” of late. So many nipple slip chances, nude pics and depressed clubbing opportunities to mix in with all that shopping. Celebrity news sources have been abuzz with the gossip that Britney Spears has been drinking again. That was only a matter of time. Moreover, despite Lynne Spears’ desire to patch things up with her daughter, their feud continues. A source tells Us Britney is considering filing a restraining order against Lynne because “she doesn’t like that [Lynne Spears] goes to Kevin’s to see the kids.” No paperwork has been filed as of yet. Shar Jackson, K-Fed’s first baby mama (2x) and Lynne Spears’ BFF, was not available for comment. Still, Britney Spears’ boys remain a priority. Well, at least one or two times a week, whenever she takes the time to sober up and has nothing better to do. On June 22, the train wreck went shopping for them at Babies “R” Us and took them two evenings later to Disneyland in Anaheim, Calif., to watch the fireworks.

Paris Hilton Tells Larry King She Punked The Press - Denies Drug Use

Not suprisingly, the big Paris Hilton interview on Larry King was pretty boring. The highlight for us was when Paris described her big ‘trick’ on the media on the night she turned herself in. When Larry was drilling her on why she went to the MTV Movie Awards the night before she started her jail sentence, Paris divulged her sinister plan of leaving for jail straight from the awards show instead of her home to keep the press from getting pictures of her moments before her lockdown. It was funny to watch her eyes light up like she had done something genius.

Brooke Burke’s Bod Is Perfection

I don’t know when these Brooke Burke pictures were taken, but I’ve never seen them before. All I know is that she has one of the sickest bodies in Hollywood. Further proof, if you recall a few weeks ago we had photos of Brooke Burke in a bikini just months after her pregnancy looking better than most 18 year old girls! So to all you ladies with kids, as you skim through these pictures, please refrain from punching in your monitors. Actually, forget that! Go ahead and break the stupid thing. I’d be pissed off too.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Michelle Marsh And Her Weapons Of Mass Destruction

I’m trying to think of something witty to say about these pictures of Michelle Marsh running topless on the beach with her hands covering her breasts. I got nothing. Sure I could use the line that she has really tiny hands but that would be lame. All I know is that Michelle’s boobs are huge and if it weren’t for her hands protecting her, she’d be knocked out cold. Anyway, I know these pictures are SFW but due to the sheer obscene enormity of Michelle’s rack, I felt it was necessary to put cans over them.

Britney Spears Dyed Her Extensions Herself

It just boggles our minds here at HWB why millionaire Britney Spears shops sales, wears discount bras and boots and tries to take care of things better left to the pros by herself. Case in point, this week alone Britney was seen shopping for her boys on a $9.99 rack at Baby Gap, she was seen yet again wearing her $99 Kenneth Cole brown boots and to top it off she tried to dye her nappy extensions brown with a drugstore hair color by herself. The latter incident was followed immediately with an emergency trip to Epitome Salon in Bel Air for some dye remover to get the black dye off Britney’s face. And by the appearance of her hairy underarms in these photos, she doesn’t have a waxer either. We are in no way bad mouthing Kenneth Cole. In fact we think his stuff rocks and buy it often.

Officials Prepare For Paris Hilton’s Release

The Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department is gearing up for the media frenzy that will accompany the release of their favorite prisoner, Paris Hilton. You know those folks are going to be so glad when this silly rich girl has gone home and they can get back to bizness as usual.
We will keep you updated on ParisGate 2007, so check back with us throughout the day!!!

Rosie O'Donnell Wants to Make Up With Britney Spears

Rosie O'Donnell and Britney Spears may soon be touring together and after O'Donnell made fun of Britney's no panties parting ways earlier it looks like it's make up time. The one time shock jock has sent a video message to Britney Spears, welcoming her to the Cyndi Lauper show that has featured O'Donnell on the drums. How sweet. Rosie once invited Britney to live with her, her wife Kelly, and their kids, and begged Britney to forsake what she called her new "idiot" BFFs -- Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Now she can ask Britney in person. Maybe. On Sunday it was reported that one time pop star Britney plans to join Lauper and others onstage at Los Angeles's Greek Theatre on June 30 for Lauper's "True Colors" live concert. Unfortunately no one seems to have informed Lauper yet. O'Donnell says that was news to Lauper (a rep for the tour declined to comment), though Spears has been making semi-surprise appearances as she works on a new album, whose release date still has not been announced. "If it is happening," says O'Donnell. "I'm thrilled, because I enjoy Britney." Do these two deserve each other?

Monday, June 25, 2007

Paris Hilton’s Mercedes Repossessed

While Paris Hilton has been locked downed, her personal affairs have gone to hell in a handbasket. The hot gossip from a repo recovery lot is that homegirl’s $590,000 Mercedes Benz was repossessed after she failed to make the final two payments. Ouch. Talk about kicking a celebutard when they are down. What’s she gonna roll in when she gets out Tuesday?

Friday, June 22, 2007

Cusack On Duff's Acting And King.

Cusack On Duff's Acting And King.... Hollywood actor John Cusack has leaped to the defence of Hilary Duff, insisting her transition from pop singer to movie star is a huge success. The pair appear together in upcoming movie War, Inc, but Cusack is exasperated by press scepticism about his co-star's acting abilities. He tells Mtv, "The part was... she played a pop idol from central Asia. So, she was like a Hilary - but not Hilary, because Hilary is so classy - but like a real, and I won't name names, but a real slutty pop star. "Hilary is the opposite of that, of course. I think for her to play that, or to parody that, was really great. "I think probably people wouldn't know how talented she is. I mean, she's a great actress. I just spent the entire fall with her and she was a revelation every day. I don't think people know that yet, but they're gonna." Meanwhile the star didn't have to dig too deep to play a terrified hotel guest in new horror movie 1408 - he once stayed at the place writer Stephen King based The Shining on. The actor knew there was something creepy and eerie about the Mohonk Mountain House in upstate New York while he was staying there a few years ago - and has since learned it was the setting for King's horror tale, which became a movie classic starring Jack Nicholson. Ironically, King wrote the short story, on which Cusack's new film - in which he plays a cynical ghost hunter locked in a haunted hotel room, is based on. He says, "I did a movie once in upstate New York and there was this very, very scary hotel and we found out that's where Stephen King based The Shining on. "It's supposed to be haunted and when you're walking back at night after one too many cocktails it was a little frightening in there. "You star walking down that hallway and you're running by the time you get down there."

Pamela Anderson Stirs Up Fur Fuss In Finland.

PAMELA ANDERSON has taken aim at Finnish fur farms in a letter sent to the country's President TARJA HALONEN. The former Baywatch star is in Scandinavia to host an upcoming music festival near Helsinki, Finland, and is making the most of her time there - calling for authorities to ban fur farms. In her letter, Anderson, whose ancestors hailed from Finland, writes, "It's time for Finland to move into the 21st century." Local fur companies have blasted her efforts to end the trade in the country, calling them "unrealistic". A spokeswoman for the Finnish Fur Sales auction house claims such a ban would put more than 10,000 Finnish people out of work. President Halonen's office has acknowledged receipt of the letter.

Paris Hilton's NBC interview canceled

NBC has canceled their $1 million interview with Paris Hilton, most likely from the pressure of the entire world calling them ass clowns. No official reason was given, but NBC is backtracking and saying they never sealed the deal on the interview to begin with, so there was nothing really there to cancel. Clearly they're just trying to cover their asses now. They obviously wanted the interview and were willing to pay $1 million for it, and then the internet exploded with anger and they backed down. Own up to it, NBC. Like the time I caught you masturbating to pictures of your sister. Just admit it, man. It's not that bad. She's hot, I get it. Oh, wait, you actually did? Gross, dude, I'm telling your mom.

Marisa Miller In A Bikini For The Finish

Well, it’s Friday and like usual, I end things off with some hotness. This week it’s my pleasure to bring you Marisa Miller in a bikini. Now I’m not going to write too much because Marisa’s body is absolutely sick and you’re probably too busy looking at the pictures and not reading. With that said, blah blah blah blah blah boobs, blah blah blah blah blah ass, blah blah blah blah blah sexy, blah blah blah blah blah enjoy.

Britney Spears Wants To Go From Trashy To Classy

In an effort to revamp her trashy style, Britney Spears met with a personal shopper at Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills and spend a whopping $32,000 in designer clothes. Britney told her personal shopper to show her “the kind of stuff Katie Holmes wears.” Her new purchases included three Chanel handbags, Monolo Blahnik shoes, silk shirts by Oscar De La Renta, Valentino and Yves Saint Laurent. Maybe the transformation might have worked if she would lose that tacky gold ghetto handbag she keeps carrying and for the love of Pete, take those trashy extensions off your head. No amount of Katie Holmes is gonna fix this hot mess.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Paris Hilton's Jail Cell Decorating Plans Ripped Down.

Paris Hilton's plans to give her bare-walled prison cell a little flair fell flat when wardens at the Century Regional Detention Center in California ripped down her family photos. The socialite was unaware of jailhouse rules that forbid inmates from decorating their cells when she attempted to stick photos on the wall. Hilton's mother Kathy, who last visited Paris on Sunday (17Jun07), tells Fox News, "Somebody sent her some family photos and she tried to put some... on the wall and the guard came in and ripped them off." Kathy Hilton admits her daughter continues to struggle behind bars, where she's serving time for a parole violation. She adds, "She's never been alone... This is, as she calls it, a real time out." Paris is expected to be released for good behaviour on 25 June (07).

Vegas Club Drops Lindsay Lohan Party.

The bosses of Las Vegas club Pure have agreed to halt plans to celebrate Lindsay Lohan's upcoming 21st birthday without the actress. Lohan called off plans for a two-day 2 July (07) bash at Pure shortly after checking into rehab last month (May07) - but club bosses reserved the right to keep advertising the celebration, so that fans could toast the troubled Mean Girls star. Confirming the party had been cancelled, Lohan's spokesperson released a statement on Monday (18Jun07), in which she said, "The party was cancelled officially over two weeks ago. We were confused why Pure was even still promoting it." Pure spokeswoman Kate Turner says, "Due to the unique circumstances, Lindsay's birthday party at Pure Nightclub has been cancelled. "We think the world of her and look forward to working with her in the future. We support Lindsay and wish her the best as she is taking care of personal matters at this time."

Richie Drink-driving Trial Set For Next Month.

Socialite Nicole Richie will contest her driving under the influence charge in court next month (Jul07). At a Los Angeles hearing yesterday (19Jun07), a trial date was set for 11 July after Richie's lawyers were reportedly unable to reach a plea bargain agreement with prosecutors. Richie was arrested for drink-driving last December (06). She is pleading not guilty to the charge and faces up to one year in jail if found guilty. The 25-year-old already has a 2003 misdemeanour Dui conviction. Earlier this month (Jun07), Richie told U.S. chat show host David Letterman, "I'm just keeping my fingers crossed and of course I'm scared also, but I'm willing to face whatever consequences come my way, and I take responsibility for what I've done."

Fergie Flashes Her Ass?!

Fergie got up to a little Monkey Business on stage this weekend - by wiggling her bum to fans at the MuchMusic Video Awards. The cheeky singer flashed her rear during a performance at the Canadian ceremony, before taking home the Best International Video award for her single Fergalicious. Source After I read this headline, I figured it would be worth checking out the actual video footage of her performance. So after a quick visit to Youtube I was all set for a few seconds of Fergie backside bliss. Well guess what!? There’s absolutely no butt cheek in this video and I feel totally ripped off! Sure, you catch a glimpse of her clothed ass, but that’s about as rare as Britney flashing her panties or Paris Hilton saying something retarded. I wanted to see some skin goddamnit! Anyway, maybe someone from the show saw an angle we missed here in TV land, and snapped a few pics. If so, email me them pronto!

Nicole Richie: Pregnant or Malnourished?

More evidence in the case of the Nicole Richie pregnancy rumor. Is she pregnant with Joel Madden’s love child or is her stomach bloated like the starving kids on the Sally Struthers commercials?

Mary-Kate Olsen French Vogue

Mary-Kate Olsen in French Vogue, she loves it in France because EVERYONE smokes. This French look suits her don’t ya think kids?

Evangeline Lilly tries to look angry

Evangeline Lilly, who plays Kate on Lost, was spotted at Vancouver Airport giving the finger to the paparazzi. Although for some reason it's way less annoying than when Britney Spears or Avril Lavigne do it. Probably because she's so adorable. It's like a puppy trying to bite you with its tiny little mouth. You just want to shake you head side to side and go, "Who's a little princess? You are! You are!"

Jessica Simpson hits the gym

Jessica Simpson was spotted at a Hollywood gym wearing some shorts. And, um, that's about it. I wish I could find a legitimate excuse to put these up but we're going to have to go with "I felt like it" on this one. And who knows what I'll feel like putting up tomorrow. A dog playing the piano? A man so good at arcade basketball your brain will explode? Or maybe a naked Dane Cook trying to mount Jessica Alba in some horrible Photoshop action. The sky's the limit, my friends. The sky's the limit. NOTE: What the hell is going on with her chin? If she wants to make a little money on the side she could rent that thing out for children's birthday parties.

Good News! Jessica Alba Is Into One-Night Stands

Jessica Alba believes there’s nothing wrong with no-strings-attached sex. And she’s happy to reveal she’s had one-night stands. ‘I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people,’ she tells US Cosmo. ‘I don’t think a girl’s a slut if she enjoys sex.’ The 26-year-old can’t be faffed with sitting through coffee and croissants - and an uncomfortable silence - the next day. ‘I’m the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, “Do you really have to be here?” she admits. Source Amen! It’s about time we heard something good come out of Jessica Alba’s mouth for once; I was sick and tired of hearing her complain about being considered a sex symbol. Now if Jessica wants another notch on her belt, I’d be more that happy to volunteer. And don’t worry Jessica, I don’t mind leaving before the morning, but chances are when I’m done with you, you’ll be begging me to stay!

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Paris Hilton Next Starring Role May Be as a Jailhouse Activist

Paris Hilton used her weekend on a little arts-and-crafts to try to bring a little bit of cheer to her dad's Father's Day by making him a card. Nice gesture by Paris who has claimed that when she is finally let out of Lynwood, she would like to skip the dumb blonde act and better society. Fair enough - I mean why not? Now she will get the opportunity. Representatives from the Los Angeles Civil Rights Association and Los Angeles Urban Policy Roundtable tried to hand deliver a letter to Hilton requesting she speak out on the jail system and its treatment of inmates in need of medical and psychological care. That's a pretty good start, Paris reportedly freaked during her first few hours in jail, and maybe she could help. "This will be a time for Paris to step up, and step her game up, and do what's right and represent people who need help in the mental illness area," said Eddie Jones, of the L.A. Civil Rights Association. "We've seen celebrities now who have made statements they want to get involved in social causes," added Hutchinson of the Urban Policy Roundtable. "This is a challenge to Paris Hilton." Hilton, who has admitted to being "severely depressed" behind bars, needs to become "a poster girl for the mentally challenged," Hutchinson said. Correction officers promised to forward the letter to Hilton. There was no comment from Hilton publicist Elliot Mintz, who said he wouldn't speak to reporters on Paris' behalf until she is released

Maria Menounos’ Cleavage Is A Good Filler

Here’s Maria Menounos at the Cinevegas Film Festival Awards rockin’ some serious cleavage. I haven’t written anything on Maria in a while, but she’s looking hot here and her breasts make for a good filler post. They’d also make the perfect filler for my grubby little hands.

Victoria Beckham And Her Trophies Celebrate

I said it before, and I’ll say it again: What a lucky guy that David Beckham is. He’s got a lucrative new contract, a mansion in LA, millions in endorsements, and a pair of movie star best friends (although it’s TomKat, so that doesn’t really count). And if that wasn’t enough, in his last game playing for Real Madrid, they win the freakin’ league title. Of course, just about every day is a victory for Becks, considering he’s got the curvaceous Victoria Beckham to polish his trophy for him, whether he wins or not.

Courtney Love Going Through Hell To Quit Smoking

Courtney Love’s doctors have ordered her to stop smoking due to the discovery of pre-op nodules in her throat. Courtney comes clean on her website.

“I’m going thru hell trying to cut back on smoking. I’m down to a pack a day from two, but it’s a pain and each fight of the urge is a little mini war.”

She went on to say that she plans to quit when she gets to 10 a day and is confident that since she kicked a heroin addiction that she can quit smoking. She went on to say that her doctor guess exactly how much she currently smoked and told her she would have to have surgery. To give Courtney props where props are due, she also said she hates the fact that tabloid reported her weight at 115 because her daughter thought it was true. Courtney says that she couldn’t function if she only weighed 115 pounds. Good for her for calling them out instead of taking it as a compliment.

Geri Halliwell Wants Her Spice Girls Union Jack Dress Back

Geri Halliwell wants her iconic Union Flag dress back to wear for the upcoming Spice Girls reunion. After leaving the group Geri sold it to the Hard Rock Hotel for about $80,000 in aid of charity.

Geri asked the reunion mastermind Simon Fuller to get it back so she can show off her post-baby body. It’s going to cost a fortune to get it back and borrowing it isn’t an option because Geri is much slimmer and less curvy than she was back in those days.

Much ado about a hand sewn dress made by Geri’s half sister out of a flag an old dress.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Britney Spears wardrobe malfunction

Britney Spears had a "wardrobe malfunction" in Beverly Hills last Friday. And I use the quotes because she's basically just taking her top off, which I'm pretty sure is just considered stripping at this point. She could've avoided the whole thing completely by just not taking her clothes off. And what the hell is this? She's just driving around in her bra now? She's reaching whole new levels of stupidity. Lindsay Lohan could spend the next eight years of her life drinking paint and I'm not sure she'd be able to catch up. EDIT: To make this slightly newsworthy, Britney Spears is threatening legal action against a Florida radio station for using her bald head in a billboard advertisement with headlines like "Total Nut Jobs," "Shock Therapy," and "Certifiable."

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Catherine Zeta-Jones' snake save

Catherine Zeta-Jones saved husband Michael Douglas from a deadly rattle snake. The couple were enjoying a round of golf at California's Palos Verdes course when the 'Chicago' beauty spotted the serpent and whacked it with her golf club. A source told National Enquirer magazine: "Michael was in mid-swing when he heard Catherine scream 'Don't move!'. "He turned in horror to see her running straight at him brandishing her gold club and chanting 'Don't move! Don't move!' "He did as he was told and stayed rooted to the spot, but tried to swivel his head to see what she'd spotted. Catherine swung at a three-foot rattle snake coiled up by Michael's feet and sent it flying through the air." The dead snake was removed by a groundskeeper and Michael was reportedly overheard bragging about Catherine's killer instinct in the clubhouse.

Monica Bellucci's proud curves

The sultry 'Matrix Reloaded' actress takes great care of her voluptuous figure and refuses to feel guilty about her body. She told Esquire magazine: "My body is so important to me. My face, my arms, my legs, my hands, my eyes, everything. I use everything I have. Today, if women look or feel voluptuous they feel guilty but beauty has no law and there is no way to be beautiful. "Women like Sophia Loren and Charlotte Rampling, they have two totally different ways of being sexy." Bellucci is currently promoting British thriller "Shoot 'Em Up", in which she stars alongside Paul Giamatti and Clive Owen. She believes playing strong, passionate characters will help women change their body image perceptions. Bellucci said: "When you think about Italian actresses you think about those very strong, beautiful women with strong identities - women who are ready to do anything for their own passion. "Beauty is like a Ferrari because you have got to know how to drive it. Beauty can serve you if you know how to deal with it. If you don't, you'll go straight into a wall and die."

Beyonce Knowles Bikini Pictures

It’s not often that I do Beyonce Knowles posts. Why? Because ever since the rise of Rihanna, does anyone really care about her anymore? Hell, I don’t even think Jay-Z does. Another reason you don’t get much of Beyonce here on Hollywood Tuna is because she hasn’t been in a bikini. Ah, how quickly things change.

Lucy Pinder Lingerie Pictures

When it rains, it pours, but that’s not always a bad thing, especially when it comes to Lucy Pinder! Twice in seven days we’re showered with pictures of her massive breasts! This time, we’ve got some new lingerie pics to kick the week off. It’s always a treat when we get some British boobs on a Monday. …It’s also a treat on a Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and… well, you get the point. Enjoy.

Nicole Richie Hopes Pregnancy Keeps Her Out Of Jail

People in the know say that Nicole Richie is most definitely pregnant with Joel Madden’s love child but that she is keeping it on the down low. Friends say that they are worried about Nicole’s low body weight being an issue in her being able to carry a baby to term. But that also Nicole is hopeful that her pregnancy will keep her out of jail for her DWI arrest earlier this year. Look, Nicole, if Paris Hilton’s “medical issues” couldn’t keep her out of jail, then your love baby probably won’t either. There are lots of pregnant female inmates. Granted, some are knocked up by guards, but we digress.

Britney Spears Switches Clothes With Friend

Why does Britney Spears so often leave her home in one outfit and then end up wearing a strangers clothing home? Is she so insecure that she can’t stand anyone to be wearing anything cuter than her? I hope not because that is just about always the case, given her heinous fashion sense. And where is Alli? They usually dress the same so Britney doesn’t have to demand they switch clothes.

Angelina Jolie and Kids Shops for Brad Pitts Fathers Day Gifts

Here’s a configuration for the Jolie-Pitt clan we haven’t seen before. Angelina Jolie takes Shiloh and Maddox shopping for Father’s Day gifts for daddy Brad Pitt.

Actress Kristy Swanson Arrested

Actress and reality TV star Kristy Swanson was arrested for attacking the ex-wife of her lover Floyd Eisler. Skating with Celebrities star Kristy Swanson was arrested late Saturday night for allegedly assaulting the ex-wife of her companion and former skating partner, Lloyd Eisler, Swanson tells PEOPLE. “I had to go the police station where I had an appointment at 9 p.m. to begin the process of being arrested,” she confirms. Swanson was released on $500 (Canadian) bail. Officers escorted her into the police station in Kingston, Ontario, after Eisler’s ex, Marcia O’Brien, filed a complaint against Swanson. Swanson, 37, claims she was attacked by O’Brien in front of Eisler and O’Brien’s children. The actress’s rep, Michael Sands, says Swanson plans to press charges against O’Brien, saying that police took photographs of her back and other parts of her upper extremities to document the injuries.

Jessica Alba Has Royal Crush.

Jessica Alba Has Royal Crush.... Actress Jessica Alba has further fuelled speculation her relationship with long-term boyfriend Cash Warren is in trouble, by revealing a crush on British Royal Prince William. The Sin City star has been dating film producer Warren since January 2005, but said in a recent interview she is still searching for the perfect father for her future children. And the heir to the British throne could be a potential candidate. She says, "I always felt I had been born into the wrong family. I felt I should have been a royal."

Halle Berry 'Sore' Bum Tattoo.

Halle Berry 'Sore Point' Bum Tattoo. Halle Berry Regrets Butt Tattoo Oscar-winning actress HALLE BERRY's biggest mistake was tattooing the name of her first husband onto her buttocks. The star has had the mark re-inked, changing David Justice's name into a sunflower. She tells the UK edition of Cosmopolitan, "I chose a sunflower because when darkness descends they close up to regenerate. "But I really wish I'd never had the tattoo in the first place. Clean, clear skin is always better."

Original Buffy Kristy Swanson Arrested

The old school original big screen Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Skating with Celebrities alum, Kristy Swanson was arrested Saturday night. Kristy was picked up for allegedly assaulting the ex-wife of her boyfriend and former skating partner, Lloyd Eisler. Compared to most celebrity arrests, this one was quite civilized. “I had to go the police station where I had an appointment at 9 p.m. to begin the process of being arrested,” she confirms. Kristy claims that Eisler’s ex attacked her in front of Eisler’s children. She plans to press charges. In the movies, she just would’ve kicked her ass.

Justin Timberlake's puppy problem

Justin Timberlake does not get on with new girlfriend Jessica Biel's pet dogs, it has been claimed. 'The Illusionist' beauty has just adopted her third pit bull puppy from Los Angeles' Much Love Foundation, but the 'SexyBack' singer is allegedly not looking forward to meeting the new addition. A source told the National Enquirer: "Justin puts up with the dogs - but he isn't a fan. "The oldest one, Tina, growls at him and the second one, Tezzy, chews on his shoes. "They only give pit bulls to special people, and Jessica has a lot of experience with the breed." Justin, 26, is currently on the European leg of his 'FutureSex/Love Show' tour but came to London on Monday (13.06.07) to attend the premiere of 'Shrek the Third' in which he co-stars with ex-girlfriend Cameron Diaz. Jessica, 25, joined Cameron and the cast for dinner at top London restaurant L'Atelier de Joel Robuchon on Sunday night (10.06.07) Justin was unable to attend the meal due to his tour, but Jessica and Cameron reportedly got on well.

Jaslene Gonzalez Lays Into Lindsay Lohan, Talks About Life

Jaslene Gonzalez is America’s next Top Model. The beauty recently sat down with and relayed the following information: What has life been like after this show? “Living the top model life. Things are coming in left and right. I am living my dream at this moment and my life is definitely a whirlwind. Working so hard and enjoying this beautiful ride I have now.” I think you realize that you have been given this platform by winning America’s Next Top Model, but now it’s up to you to keep it going and build that portfolio. “Oh, no, of course, definitely. People think that this is it, but no this is just a stepping-stone for me. I have to establish myself and hustle for my work for what I want to do. This is definitely just the beginning. This is the starting point in my career and there is a lot more to do definitely.” Jaslene Gonzalez Photo So now Tyra Banks offers professional advice and support. What else does she do for you? I know she can only do so much for you, but now you have to go forward with it. “Just her mentoring me is enough. I see Tyra Banks like a mother figure when I was on that show and even now. Just knowing that she believes in me makes me believe in myself even more and the possibilities I have going for myself. Tyra Banks is an amazing person. I love her. I adore her. I appreciate everything that she has done for me. She won’t forget about me and she would always call to check on how I am doing and things like that. She’s definitely trying to help me follow the right direction.” What should the public know about her when the camera isn’t on? “She is the same person. Camera is on. Camera is off. She is the same person. Humble, very down to earth, caring, and that’s exactly who she is.” Many people will give up and try something else when they fail to accomplish a certain thing. What was it that made you come back and audition for season eight after not making the final group in season seven? “It starts out with confidence and believing in yourself, your dream, and that’s what I had. I was driven and determined that this is possible. This is something I want. I believe in it. That’s what gave me the drive. That’s what people gotta figure out nowadays. This is America and this is the land of opportunities. It’s about believing in yourself and believe in what you want because it will happen.” Once you made the cast for season eight, what was your strategy going into this house with all these other girls? “My whole goal was to go in there and be as friendly as you want and as caring as you want because I am not going to change it, but still have the objective of winning. Trust me, I was strategizing since day one all the way through the end of the competition cause that’s all you can do. You needed to strategize. You needed to watch everything that is being said and being done. I think that’s what helped me get that far in this competition as well.” The Hispanic population is the fastest growing population in this country. There is a growing market there. Do you feel you have an advantage being a model in this industry right now because you are part of that growing population? “Of course. It’s a huge advantage for me. That’s what I was telling Tyra. My reason for going on there was to be the first Latina to win America’s Next Top Model. Reason being that I knew I had America, but also Latin America backing me up. Those are two big markets. I think that what distinguishes me from all the winners. I think that’s amazing and definitely an advantage for me. Modeling is a passion of mine and I am willing to work as hard and trying to stay as long as I can in this industry. Having those two opportunities is amazing.” When most Americans think of Hispanic actresses, it’s Jennifer Lopez, Salma Hayek, or Penelope Cruz. Who did you look up to growing up? “I actually looked up to Jennifer Lopez, Salma Hayek, all of them. They are all strong women figures, icons, and they’re legendary. I wouldn’t mind following in their footsteps career wise because of how successful they have been. Even with CoverGirl, I have the privilege of following Queen Latifah and Tyra Banks first steps so to each its own. I could relate to Jennifer Lopez and Selma Hayek, but still I have a different focus. My career is going to be different. My lifestyle is going to be different.” You are in that early 20s group of women who get thrown into this entertainment industry and it can be crazy at certain points. What are your thoughts on what’s recently gone on with Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton’s personal troubles? “It’s nobody’s place to judge anybody’s life. I just feel like they are in the public eye. I don’t even want to talk about them or anything because it’s so different, their world and the way they live their life. I don’t know what they are going through in life. I don’t know what’s making them do the things they are doing now. I can’t sit here and judge them. I personally don’t agree with a lot of the things they are doing. As far as Lindsay Lohan, her actions I think right now are kind of pathetic, but I am no one to judge.”

Angelina Jolie's Animal Sanctuary Protecting Cambodian Wildlife.

"The first day on the set he's like, 'I play basketball' and I was like, 'I play a little too.' He looks at me and goes, 'I'll kick your ass.' "And I was like, 'Alright, whatever.' And he's like, 'OK, let's make it $1,000 then.' "So for the entire shoot we've been talking about this bet. We haven't played, the whole shoot. And (on the last day of shooting) we played. And I beat him 11-8! "I was on cloud nine. I was wiping my forehead with $100 bills going, 'Whooo, is it hot in here?'" Angelina Jolie's Animal Sanctuary Protecting Cambodian Wildlife.... Angelina Jolie is doing her best to protect wildlife in Cambodia - by opening an animal sanctuary for endangered animals. The Tomb Raider star adopted first son Maddox from the south east Asian country in 2002, and has often visited since in her role as a Goodwill Ambassador for the United Nations. But Jolie insists her love of animals hasn't influenced her eating habits - she's still firmly carnivorous. She says, "I have an animal sanctuary in Cambodia. "I'll protect the tigers. But I do like steak."