Britney sounds like she’s doing great

Britney Spears hit up Club Teddy’s Saturday night for a party thrown by the Alliance promotion group. The pop star had her bodyguards rope off a private area in the back of the club for her and her friends. According to an eyewitness: “[Britney and her friends] were jumping around on the couches. And Britney was in her underwear.” When a waitress asked if she wanted a drink, Britney said, “No, I’m just having Red Bull.” But, reports an eyewitness, while her friends did the ordering for, ostensibly, what they wanted to drink, it was Britney doing the drinking. Claims one on the scene: “Britney took shots throughout the night.” (Source) I’d hope she took shots throughout the night. Vaccinations for chlamydia, SARS, herpes, genital warts, syphilis, gonorrhea, measles and god knows whatever else Britney has don’t usually come in pill form. God knows my life would be easier if they did. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying I have all seven of those diseases I just listed … just the first six. What kind of person gets measles anymore? LOL! What am I some kind of dirty freak?