Tuesday, July 24, 2007

The Beckham Party's Very Special Guest


The big "Welcome to L.A." party given by the Creepy Cruises for their BFFs David and Posh Beckham on Sunday night just took an even creepier turn. I know, who knew that was even possible. Apparently, besides all the dancin' and cupcake eatin,' there was a very special guest lurking around the perimeter all evening. This guest didn't say much, rather "silently surveyed" the crowd and talked quietly with Maverick's mommy. And guess who that person was? None other than David Miscavige, Tommy's other BFF (because a superstar can't have too many of those) and, oh yeah, the head of the Church of Scientology. But, you know, this wasn't a recruitment session at all. How effed up is this? You know what it reminds me of? That old "Twilight Zone" episode when aliens land on Earth and say "Hey, we're just here to be your friends--look, here's our manifesto--it's called 'To serve man.'" So everyone starts to say "Yeah, these aliens, they're not so bad, they want to help us," and they all start to board the spaceship to their home planet. Than some chick comes running up to the ship and says she broke their language code and "To Serve Man" is a cookbook!

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