New Couple Alert: Rihanna and Shia Labeouf

It’s been said that Shia Labeouf is this generations Tom Hanks. If so it’s gonna be fun to sit back in 20 years and watch him in Holes like we watch Tom in Bachelor Party. But I digress, the point of this post was to let you kids know that cute little Shia Labeouf has been seen fucking out courting Bahamian beauty Rihanna. Cute couple we suppose. But in a few years Shia will have moved on to who ever this generations Rita Wilson. Probably one of...

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Real Reason Britney Spears Is Being Investigated By DFCS

MSNBC is reporting the allegations that triggered the most recent investigation of Britney Spears parenting skills by DFCS is that Britney has given/is giving alchohol to Sean and Jayden. Sources say Kevin Federline is concerned that Britney is giving them alchohol in their drinks so they will be quiet and sleepy. Yikes. This is one Britney rumor that we really hope is completely made up.Although, can’t you just see Britney putting some Southern...

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Paris' Hair Looks Real Good

Paris Hilton is back in LA after a short trip to Vegas and was photographed at the paparazzi's favorite hangout, Mr Chow in Beverly Hills. She naturally stopped and posed for photogs as she left the restaurant by herself.Doesn't Paris look SOOO much better with short hair? She looks so much more exotic with short hair rather than the standard long blonde extensions. I think she should keep her hair this length because Paris is all about being different...

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Britney Spears runs out of gas

Police move her along as her Mercedes grinds to a halt Britney Spears has been in yet another chaotic car incident – this time the popstar ran out of petrol.The 25-year-old's white Mercedes - being driven by her chauffeur - came to a halt yesterday when it ran out of fuel.Stranded Brit had to ask the Beverly Hills police for help.Four officers, who were in the area, pushed the motor along.'Britney seemed a tad uncomfortable asking the cops for help...

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Eve: Ankle Monitors Suck

She’s been wearing an ankle monitor for about month, but rapper Eve said she can’t get used to the hefty device that’s been attached to her since her DUI bust.“It’s the most annoying thing,” she said Tuesday at Tao Nightclub in Las Vegas.“When they told me I was getting it on, I thought it was going to be like a beeper, but it’s like a pair of Bose headphones.”Eve Pic The 29-year-old Eve was made to wear the Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitor...

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Classic Celebrity Photo: Ali Larter Naked and Tasty

Open up our classic celebrity photo vault and you’ll find an attractive Britney Spears.A nude Halle Berry.A non-emaciated Kate Bosworth.It’s a fun trip down memory lane… but it’s just gotten a lot more enjoyable! staff has uncovered the picture that made Ali Larter famous. Sure, this actress has made a respectable name for herself with a great performance in Heroes - but a few years ago, she made herself something even more memorable:A whipped cream...

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Jordan wants to trademark Katie Price

Glamour girl's registering her real name as a TM There's only one Katie Price. Well, there will be if Jordan has her way.She's applied to register her real name as a trademark.The glamour girl, 29, wants to use Katie Price to endorse a range of electrical hair care appliances.All others with the same name have 3 months to lodge objections to the Trademark Registry, reports The S...

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When Will Stacy Keibler Ever Learn?

It’s been a while since we’ve last posted Stacy Keibler, and I don’t have a clue what she’s been doing lately. I do know that she hasn’t taken any of my advice in the wardrobe department. It’s such a shame when a babe like her becomes famous and gets major media attention (yes, here on Hollywood Tuna) for showing off her long legs and great ass, only to decide to throw it all away because she wants to be taken as a serious actress. Damn you Dancing...

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Alyssa Milano Keeps Touching Me

Wow! This is the second time this week we have sexy pictures of Alyssa Milano promoting her women’s baseball line Touch. I can’t explain how excited I get when I have the opportunity to write about a celebrity that really turns me on. It feels like my first threesome. Actually, that didn’t work out so well… I couldn’t get little Tuna up for the life of me, but the second time I was the Terminator. Anyway, enjoy Alyssa in all her hotness because I...

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Courtney Love Tried To Warn Owen Wilson From Bad Influences

“I went through it with Steve. I was just out of rehab, and he was right there with the drugs,” she says. “I tried to warn Owen. I tried to warn his friends … I hope from the bottom of my heart that Owen stays the hell away from that guy.”Another source says that Kate Hudson actually forbid Owen from letting Coogan into his house. She knew what the deal was and she didn’t want to be around the drugs and partying. Wow, that guy must really suck. If...

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Paris and Nicky Hilton Party at Pure

We don’t see too many pictures of Nicky Hilton kicking up her heels like we do of her attention seeking sister Paris, but this week Nicky got her groove on and kept up with Paris all night. Paris Hilton and Nicky got their collective groove on at Pure in Las Vegas where they were celebrating the debut of Nicky’s new fashion line, Chi...

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Drea de Matteo’s Belly Bump

look how adorable Drea de Matteo is big and pregnant. Photographers caught a few frames of a hipster/boho Drea and her boyfriend Shooter Jennings (son of country legend Waylon Jennings) but it appears that Drea isn’t comfortable in her pregnant skin does it? Drea and Shooter’s baby is due in December and is rumored to be a girl. Guess they won’t be naming it after grandpa Jennin...

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Jodie Marsh: Princess Tiáamii is a ridiculous name

Glamour model hits out at Jordan Jodie Marsh thinks rival Jordan's daughter's name is a stupid choice.'[The name Princess Tiáamii] is ridiculous,' Jodie sneers.And 28-year-old Jodie's fiancé Matt Peacock – who once dated Jordan for 6 months - is quick to agree.'That kid's going to get bullied,' he predic...

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Amy Winehouse's brother: Amy doesn't need rehab

Alex Winehouse supports his sister's marriage to Blake Fielder-CivilAmy Winehouse's older brother has spoken out about her recent troubles – and insists she doesn't need to go into rehab.Alex, 27, has spoken to his sister - who is now on holiday in St Lucia - and reckons she is strong enough to kick her addictions without help.'We had a long chat,' he says. 'She's very level-headed, believe it or not, even though she's had some problems.'I'm confident...

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Kate Hudson Tried To Warn Owen Wilson

Owen Wilson may have been headed down a very dangerous path. Police reports claim the actor tried to commit suicide on Sunday and is now hospitalized. His one time love Kate Hudson seems to have seen the trouble coming and she tried to warn him even forbidding him to see one of his pals that she thought was trouble.Us Weekly magazine reports in this week's issue that at least two sources blame British actor Steve Coogan. The party boy rehab veteran...

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Amy Winehouse Cleans Off Blood, Gets Some Rest

Sometimes, after you overdose on hard drugs and start to mutilate yourself, you just need to decompress with some rest and relaxation. All working stiffs know this well.So it goes for Amy Winehouse and new husband Blake Fielder-Civil, who are in the tropics, fresh off a bizarre incident that left them bleeding profusely on a London street.Lounging in the Caribbean, Amy Winehouse showed off her sun-shunning, pasty skin (gotta love the British) and...

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Gisele Bundchen Nude Pics: Attractive

Gisele Bundchen will show Michelle Ryan nude photos a thing or two! What, did you think the world’s highest paid super model would just sit around while another beauty garnered all sorts of naked attention? Well, this may be true.But Bundchen will sit around with her clothes off at least! It’s safe to assume Gisele has grown sick of receiving attention solely for dating Tom Brady and appearing on the next season of Dancing with the Stars. So she’s...

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Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Muscle Out Party Crashers

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's bodyguards have been involved in altercations all over the world. They have been accused of trapping parents and kids in a school overseas to allow Jolie free passage and have been spotted and photographed choking a member of the paparazzi. They were scolded in New York earlier this year when they tried to strong arm the press at a screening of their summer flop "A Mighty Heart."Pitt softened it up a bit in New York...

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Madonna Gets a Manny

When your a mega celebrity like Madonna you can afford to hire different nannies for each of your children--and that’s exactly what the queen of pop has done.Madge has hired a live in 'Manny' to take care of 23-month-old David Banda. After a long search, she realized there were no suitable female candidates, and decided to hire a 'manny'.The man will live in Madonna's luxurious London home along with the singer's husband Guy Ritchie and her other...

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Amy Winehouse Boycott?

Amy Winehouse is having one of those months. Winehouse's in-laws are asking Wino's fans to boycott her records to help her get off drugs. They have said that both Amy and their son Blake are drug addicts and are in denial."Georgette and I both believe that they are drug addicts, and they don't believe they are," Giles Fielder-Civil told BBC Radio 5 Live this morning. "I think they believe they are recreational users of drugs, and they are in control,...

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Photo Finish: Christina Aguilera Nude vs. Paris Hilton Nude

We know imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but must Paris Hilton nude photos be copied from the past? In the September issue of GQ in Germany, the recent jail bird is posing almost entirely in her birthday suit, squeezing a teddy bear who we sincerely hope scrubbed himself clean afterwards.But - is it just us - or does this cover shot mirror that of Christina Aguilera naked on the cover of Maxim from a few years ago? Each celebrity is on...

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The Hills Recap: Spencer & Heidi Meet the Parents, Lauren & Audrina Talk About Feelings

Monday’s episode of The Hills started with LC and pals at beach BBQ thrown by Brody Jenner in Malibu. Once again, it’s a tad annoying that we went in knowing he broke his finger during a football game on the beach. But it was, for the most part, entertaining.The bash, of course, happened on the same weekend that Brody’s quote-unquote publicist, Spencer Pratt, was asked by Heidi Montag to go meet her parents in Colorado.Brody was upset to hear this,...

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Jenna Jameson Makes Out With The Ogre

ikes! That’s got to be one of the most awful public displays of affection I’ve ever seen. What’s surprising though is that it’s coming from porn queen Jenna Jameson. You’d think that after starring in hundreds of adult films, the girl would know how to French kiss. On second thought, we should give Jenna the benefit of the doubt; she wasn’t exactly playing tonsil hockey in her movies. Also, look at who she’s dealing with. The guy’s a real-life S...

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Danielle Lloyd Bikini Pictures

Here are some pictures of Danielle Lloyd in a bikini to help get the bad taste out of our mouths from both the Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton posts. Ok, so it’s not much of a step up, but it’s the only thing I could find at the moment. BTW, if you don’t know who Danielle is, don’t worry, because neither do I. But I swear she’s famous! At least I hope so, because this chick is definitely not hot enough for the amount of exposure I’ve been giving her...

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Owen Wilson Suicide Update

We still don’t have confirmation that Owen Wilson really attempted suicide over the weekend. But we do have reports that it was Owen’s brother, Luke Wilson that found Owen and called the ambulance. Wilson was trasported to St. Johns’ hospital in Santa Monica Sunday where some tabloids report that he was treated for taking an overdose of pills and a giant slash on his wrist was sewn up. Other reports say that Owen had been suffering from depression...

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Paris Hilton Topless German GQ Pictures

We can’t believe we are admitting this because we have a very strict Paris Hilton Hating Policy here at HWB, but we think Paris looks fantastic in this photoshoot for German GQ. Take away way the too mature dresses that Paris insists on wearing and the old lady handbags, put her in simple clothes and pared down make-up and she actually looks pretty. Wonky eye and all.Other than the creepy teddy bear picture that ...

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Britney Spears Being Investigated For Possible Child Abuse

More bad news for Britney Spears. The newly blonde Brit is now being investigated for possible child abuse. Social workers are said to be making enquirers into her suitability as a mother following more and more reports of her erratic behavior. The child abuse allegations were reportedly raised at an unscheduled hearing this week at Los Angeles Superior Court. Although Spears was not present, her lawyer, Dennis Wasser, was said to be there along...

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Madonna Didn't Reinvent Herself This Time?

Everyone is really excited at the fact that Madonna has been in the studio the past several months. That just means that the genius that is Madonna is ready to re-invent herself once again. That is the least we can expect from her right?Well, on Thursday at the "Pop Rocks" party at Club 13, the deejay announced that he had a new Madonna song which was produced by Pharrell Williams. Naturally the crowd went wild."Everyone cheered and was excited,...

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Britney Spears Family Wants Her Back

Despite her substantial baggage, Britney Spears family wants her back. OK! Magazine is reporting that while Britney may have torn her family apart they haven't stopped caring about her and are praying she'll come back to them. "There are no words for how brokenhearted Britney's parents are," a family insider tells OK. "No matter how cruel Britney has been, they still love her. She'll always be their daughter, and they want desperately to help...

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The Lindsay Lohan Nude Sex Scene

In case you missed the latest Lindsay Lohan movie, I Know Who Killed Me (and, judging by its box office total, you most certainly did), you no longer need to rent it when it comes out on DVD.That’s because, below, we’ve included the only worthwhile scene from the film. In it, Lohan gets as naked as Gemma Atkinson any time a camera is around.We’re not sure who the actor is, but we’re guessing Lindsay imagined it to be Harry Morton… or AJ Lamas… or Calum Best… or Criss Angel… or Jude ...

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Jessica Alba Takes Cash Back

Say this about the Jessica Alba and Cash Warren photo below: at least it gives us the chance to use the witty pun in the headline above.That’s about the only comfort we find in this image, as it turns celebrity gossip into fact and proves that Alba and Warren are indeed back together.The couple had been broken up for a few weeks, giving hope to single males everywhere. But as Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil continue to show, true love often...

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Nick Bollea Seriously Injured in Car Crash

You might know him as Nick Bollea or Nick Hogan. Or as the brother of Brooke Hogan.Either way, the son of professional wrestler Hulk Hogan was seriously injured in a car accident last night.A Toyota Supra driven by Nick was traveling at a high rate of speed at approximately 7:30 p.m., Clearwater Police spokesman Wayne Shelor said. Bollea, which is Hogan’s real name, lost control and hit a raised median.The car flipped around, and the back end hit...

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Jessica Alba Is Mathematically Sexy

Here’s a useless study in measuring a woman’s sexiness:Mathematicians have come up with a way to measure female attractiveness and the sexiness of a woman`s walk using her vital statistics. According to professors at Cambridge University, the waist-to-hip ratio is a significant factor in determining how sexy a woman is deemed to be and whether she can carry off a catwalk strut. Women with a waist-to-hip ratio (WHR) near 0.7 - that is with a waist...

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Jessica Simpson In A Tight Tight Tank Top!

It’s been a while since we last saw Jessica Simpson looking hot out in public, but it was well worth the wait. Man, does she look good! If that tank top was any tighter, or a tad more see though, my briefs would spontaneously combust. As of now, they’re just a little above room temperature - and quickly risi...

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Paris Hilton Parties With Kid Rock

Paris Hilton seeing and being seen in Malibu is nothing new, but her newly short hair and this week’s male companion is. Paris has been linked to, well almost everyone in California, so why not Pamela Anderson’s ex Kid Rock? He does like dumb blondes. How can Paris resist? He is an ‘American Bad Ass’, his tattoo tell us ...

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Britney Spears Pulled Over For Speeding

A ray of light in the darkness of Britney Spear’s trainwreck of a life. Britney and pals were pulled over and surrounded by police over the weekend but unlike any other young celebrity in L.A., Britney was not taken to jail for drug possession or arrested for DUI.Although we hear she did get a fine for DUF…driving with an ugly fedo...

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Kate Hudson and Dax Shepard Make Out In Grocery Store

Look, we love Kate Hudson as much as the next blog…but are you kids starting to see a very co-dependant pattern here, or is it just us? Kate has spent very little time alone since her divorce, jumping from one hunky guy to the next.But who are we to judge? Dax Shepard is mucho grande cuter than the Butterscotch Stallion (aka Owen Wilson) and they seem to have a good groove going…even in the grocery store with people taking pictures. So..more power...

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Officials Raid Home of DMX; Distressed Dogs Celebrate

TMZ and KPNX television in Phoenix are reporting that officers from the Maricopa County, Ariz., Sheriff’s Department raided the home of rapper DMX early yesterday morning.There, officials reportedly made a disturbing discovery - no fewer than 12 distressed pit bulls.Distressed as they might be, those dozen pit bulls should consider themselves lucky… they could have met their demise in Michael Vick’s Bad Newz Kennelz. Thin about it.DMX, whose real...

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Show Your Love For Team Heidi Montag… With a Shirt

Heidi Montag isn’t just going to fuel the fire between herself and LC, her former roommate and co-star on The Hills, in every conceivable way. Oh no.She’s also gonna make money off it! Montag announced, via her official MySpace page, that official “Team Heidi” shirts will go on sale next week. No word on if they printed more than 20.Hey, if you just can’t hide your love for Heidi Montag and are like, OMG, totally desperate to get a t-shirt NOW, you...

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Justin Timberlake Jealous: Takes Shot at John Mayer over Cameron Diaz

Justin Timberlake is getting closer to Jessica Biel, but that doesn't seem to be stopping him from having a few pangs of jealousy over his former girlfriend of four years dating John Mayer, In Touch reports this week. In what sounds like a pretty juvenile effort an insider tells the weekly entertainment magazine that Justin, 26, was in Boston to perform when hew was spotted working out with a friend and a bodyguard at the Sports Club/LA gym near...

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What The Hell Is Dina Lohan Saying?

“It’s really sad. Something bad is going to happen, I’m afraid.”Dina Lohan on her daughters upcoming jail sentence. Isn't she only gonna do like one day? What's so bad about that? She should be celebrating....

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Britney And Paris Do Opera

Britney Spears hit up the town last night. She was spotted at hot spot Opera with her choreographer(yup, she does has a choreographer). The interesting thing is that Paris Hilton was also at the same club at the same time. The two left within ten minutes of each other.Wonder if there was any bitch slapping going on or hey maybe they kissed and made up and we are gonna start seeing them hit up the town pantyless again....

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Britney Spears Really Sucks at Singing

Not that this is news to us. She always has. But in her glory days, Britney Spears at least used to mask her lack of talent with catchy dance-pop beats and half naked Music videos. It did the job. Multiple times a day for some guys, undoubtedly.Anyway, this latest “song” released by Britney and obtained by Perez Hilton is nothing short of horrific. The ballad features Spears shrieking away in a nasal, tone-deaf manner that makes you long for the...

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Amy Winehouse, Blake Fielder-Civil in Bloody Melee

Train wreck singer Amy Winehouse got into another bizarre, bloody fight with her husband after he found her in a hotel “cutting” herself.But just 24 hours later, Winehouse was seen out and about, and claimed that the man she’d just “lost it” on had actually saved her life.Here’s how it went down, according to the UK’s Daily Mail: the songstress, who had left rehab - again - after just a few days and was holed up in the Sanderson Hotel in London,...

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Jenny McCarthy Bikini Pictures

I was never a fan of Jenny McCarthy; I found her silly facial expressions and crazy antics a real turn off. It’s a shame, because the girl had a rockin’ body - and judging by these new bikini pictures, she still does! Anyway, I guess as long as she’s just posing on a beach and not on TV, I’ll look past her annoying habits. At least I’ll try to for the sake of this po...

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Hayden Panettiere FHM Magazine Picture

Wow! Talk about a Hayden Panetierre overload. She just turned 18 and she’s already gracing the cover of FHM UK. Ok, so it’s not Playboy (although I’m sure some of you wish it were), but the girl doesn’t even have boobs yet! I thought FHM was men’s magazine that features hot sexy women, and not little girls. I guess they’re trying out a new form...

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Anna Farris Got Nice Cheeks

It doesn’t get much better than this: Anna Farris’ ass cheeks hanging out of a pair of short shorts! This is one step above girls that show under-boob action while wearing tight t-shirts. Yes, I know I shouldn’t draw a comparison between two spectacular sights, but that’s my job! I have to make these kinds of executive decisions while running one of the most important websites on the internet. If only Anna would’ve worn a top that was 7 inches shorter…...

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Kim Kardashian is King for a Month

Reportedly, Kim Kardashian will be posing in Playboy in the coming months.In the meantime, though, the bootylicious sex tape star is gracing the cover of some magazine called King. She’s actually the first non-African American to earn this honor, making it apparent the editors have never heard of Megan Fox.The publication boasts that Kim will be talking about “Ray J, OJ, and that other running back.” If this means that Kardashian has slept with OJ...

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Britney Spears: No Plans to Work With Timberlake

Contrary to a report in yesterday’s New York Post, train wreck Britney Spears has not nixed plans to record a duet with her ex-boyfriend, Justin Timberlake.In fact, a source close to Britney tells Us Weekly that no such plan existed.According to the source, “There have been absolutely no plans for Britney and Justin to record a duet together.”For once, we believe the Britney Spears source. There’s no way Timberlake would risk his reputation as a...

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Christina Aguilera Pregnant Boob Watch

This past Monday we got the first glimpse of Christina Aguilera’s new pregnant funbags. Well here she is two days later shopping in Beverly Hills and not much has changed. They’re still the same size as before. Stay tu...

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Lindsay Lohan: Fully Loaded Video

I don’t really care for celebrity spoof videos, but I’ll make an exception for this one because the Lindsay Lohan look-alike is damn hot. I’d even say that she’s hotter than Lindsay. Don’t believe me? Trust me, when you see this chick in a bikini, you’ll forget that Lindsay ever exist...

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