Nothing screams flattery like mockery. Britney spears and Lindsay Lohan are the butt of a joke magazine invented by those clever writers over at Harper's. "Big Love" actress Chloe Sevigny helps the magazine out and plays a "couture-obsessed booze hound starlet sent to a luxury rehab facility in the September issue of Harper's Bazaar," reports Page Six on Sunday."We satirize our rehab-obsessed society in a consciously irreverent feature with Chloe playing a starlet sent to a luxury rehab facility," said a spokesperson for the magazine. Sevigny dons a hat and sunglasses, carries a large water bottle and a dog, and reads about herself in "Troubled Times" - a 25-cent tabloid newspaper that covers the ins and outs of revolving-door rehab.I think they could get at least fifty cents a pop for a magazine like that. Harper's Bazaar also points out that "September is National Recovery Month." Certainly there are many recovering celebrities to "celebrate" the season.Certainly mocking fallen starlets will help them get clean, stay clean and push them back on the right path - right?
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