Victoria is too posh for tap-water coffee

Victoria Beckham is reported to have said no to a cup of coffee because it wasn’t made with bottled water. It was on a visit to father-in-law Ted's hospital bedside that Posh, 33, is said to have refused the proffered drink.“She was offered a cup of coffee by one of the staff,” a visitor to the London Chest Hospital tells the News Of The World, “But she wanted to know what kind of water had it been made with — bottled or tap. Obviously it was tap water and she said, ‘No, thank you’.”Perhaps Vicky now uses mineral water to wash her hair and bathes in asses’ milk — oops, we mean organic asses’ milk from only the best-looking mules who’ve been reared on pesticide-free tender-sweet carrots.In other news, former model Jordan, aka Katie Price, lashed out at Victoria on a British chart show. Speaking on Friday Night With Jonathan Ross, Jordan said: “I love her boobs but I wish she’d admit they’re fake because they are.”“David’s talented, but what does Victoria do? Nothing.”But she then added: “But there’s room for all of us out there, so I do wish them well.”